Today Draco came home drunk after he went out with some friends
Draco drunkly got changed into his nightwear and then laid down on the fluffy carpet
You sit up confused
"Draco you do know you can come to bed right?" You say and Draco looks over
"Look I'm sure your lovely but I got a pregnant girlfriend, I'll sleep here." Draco says and what? Did he not recognize you? Your his pregnant girlfriend
"Draco I'm your pregnant girlfriend." You say as he was falling asleep on the carpet
"What?" Draco says waking up
"I said I'm your pregnant girlfriend get into bed now." You say and Draco seemed surprised
"Your pregnant? Wow I'm so happy I'm gonna be a dad finally, I've always wanted to be a dad." Draco says and did scorpius not exist? Like first he didn't recognize you and now he's forgotten scorpius exists again
"Draco get into bed." You say and he yawns
"I can't I'm married." He says and you were so confused
"What to who?" You say wondering if he thinks your Astoria or something, and he's back to when he was married to her
"Y/n malfoy I love her." Draco says and you smile
"I love you too Draco." You say going to kiss his cheek but he moves
"No! Your not y/n don't kiss me." Draco says and wow drunk was really drunk how did he even get up the stairs? Or even home? Hopefully someone brought him here at least, if not he could have gotten so hurt
"I am y/n." You say and Draco shakes his head
"No your not." He says and you sigh
"Yes I am." You say like Draco can't sleep on the floor, so how are you gonna get him into bed? When he's so drunk he doesn't even recognize you
"No." Draco says and you sigh
"I swear I'm so glad Scorpius isn't here to see you this drunk." You say and Draco leans his head on the bed
"Who?" Draco says and you sigh
"Your son." You say and Draco looked up shocked
"I have a son? That's fucking awesome." Draco says and you sigh
"I'm going to bed I can't deal with you anymore." You say waving your wand to turn off all lights in the room
Draco kept talking tho which was extremely annoying, he just kept talking about how amazing you are which you wished you could have gotten angry at him for talking as your trying to sleep, but he was just way too cute you couldn't
*Ok that's it Draco is gonna have a new limit on how much he can drunk, because he can't even recognize me or remember who scorpius is, I swear I may never let Draco drink again after this*
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Scorpius plays matchmaker
FanfictionScorpius' favourite teacher at Hogwarts miss l/n was an old friend of his dads, and when he found out his dad used to be in love with her, he decides to play match maker.
