Go to bed Y/N!

Faces

A/N: I took inspiration from a tumblr post. Also! I started a new book of Narcissa x OFC. Its a bunch of one shot stories. If you wanna check it out, I'd highly appreciate it. Its called My Sunshine, Her Stars

Y/N is drunk at Malfoy Manor with Cissy, Lucius, and Severus.

Y/N to Cissy: You have a face!
Cissy: Well spotted darling
Y/N: No No I mean, You have a face! Your face is good! You have a good face.
Cissy: Thanks? I think?
Y/N: Please accept my attempts at flirting. You are very pretty and I have no idea what I'm doing.
Cissy: *laughs* Well you're doing great dear.
Y/N: Are you married???
Cissy: *raises an eyebrow* Yes as a matter of fact. I am married.
Y/N: Damnit! I wanna marry you!"
Cissy: Y/N darling, we are married.
Y/N: What? No way!
Cissy: Yes way.
Y/N looks at Lucius: Yo how'd I swing her?
Lucius: No idea. Seriously Cissa? You left me for that?
Cissy: And I would do it again. Y/N dear, you are very charming.
Y/N: I'm so lucky. Suck it barbie!
Lucius: I already have Severus to suck on thank you very much.
Snape: *face palms*