Narcissa the Gen Z Slang Enthusiast

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Y/N: Hey Cissy, Draco said he's having a rough day. Apparently Granger threatened to punch him again.

Narcissa: Was it deserved?

Y/N: Probably.

Narcissa: Hmm.

*Draco enters the library pouting*

Y/N: Draco! Where the hell have you been Loca??

Draco: Fuck off.

Y/N: Rough Day?

Draco: Obviously.

Narcissa: Well Draco, some days you crank that Soulja Boy and some days it cranks you.

Draco: Why?

Narcissa: Listen we all die you either kill yourself or get killed.

*Y/N beat boxing*

Y/N: whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

Draco: I hate you both!

Narcissa: I really married your father with a clone high jfk mindset. HAHAHA NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE MALFOYS! Then boom. Car crash. Or in my case, boom! Murderous cult lives in my house for two years. Really makes me wanna delete myself.

Draco: *confused ferret noises*

Y/N: I'm gonna go pick up dinner.

Narcissa: Swag. See you soon darling.

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