The miracle child of the world of light and darkness known as remnant. Crashing down to the planet from a meteorite and was given a second chance from his early life that was taken away too soon
He took a deep breath and turned around. Smiling as he had taken out a rose from his pocket
Y/N: Glynda... I, uh... Um. Will you, maybe want to... Hang out this weekend
He said as she shut his eyes and handed the rose over. Info front of him was Frank in a blonde wig
Frank: you cannot be fucking serious man, thats how you're gonna ask her out?
Y/N frowned and slumped his shoulders as he tossed the rose to the side.
Y/N: well I'm sorry, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Frank: alright, look, I know girls love all the romantic bullshit, but we both know that Goodbitch is trying to bone you
Y/N: w-well yeah I guess, but that doesn't mean--
Frank: I get it, you want a life and not one where you hide in the shadows all your life. Not to mention one more thing
Y/N: what?
Frank: your lifespan, like me, I'm gonna live for a long, long time as long as I have the right soil and shit, you on the other hand. Who knows how long you'll live for, for all we know you'll probably live for 500 years.
Y/N looked down, his hands on his head as he sighed. Frank frowned, but quickly smiled.
Frank: alright, look. We both know it's gonna be a long, long time until shit like this happens. So for now, let's focus on the present and the task at hand
Y/N: a-and that is?
Frank: getting you into bed with Glynda. Now, I knew this day would come, so I made this just for you.
Frank had extended his vines and had lifted up the couch, he had grabbed a large jar of honey and had showed it to Y/N
Frank: BAM! you're welcome
Y/N grabbed the jar and looked at the writing, his eyes widening
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Y/N: i-is there an actual warning label?
Frank: nope, I just put that as a joke. Now this is basically a drug for sex, one tablespoon of this shit and you'll erupt like Mount Vesuvius. As for women, eh same effect, but you know squirting.
Y/N gulped as he looked at the jar of honey.
Y/N: does... Does it actually work?
Frank: it sure does, I had some "special" types of girls test it out and it works.
Y/N jiggled around the jar and heard the horny slosh a bit. Before he could open the lid, there was a knock at the door. He put down the honey and walked to the door. He opened it and saw it was Weiss, her arms crossed and her hips slanted a bit
