Wrong number - T.N, M.R, D.M

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3 hoes and a stranger 💚🖕🍾

Daisy
Can someone send me DA homework?
Pleeeeaaaase
I'm taking advantage of being in a groupchat with 3 smartasses
Only reason I'm still here :)

Theo
Ohhhhh she's begging
no one takes advantage of me tho

Blondie
If you give us a clue

Daisy
I love ketchup

Blondie
Ket what?

Theo
Muggle sauce

Blondie
Wait are u a half blood or something?

Daisy
Yk it's legal to like ketchup in this world
Right?

Theo
it's in the hand book

Daisy
Whatever now send me the homework

Blondie
Answer my question first
Pure blood?

Daisy
Is that fucking important?

Blondie
Well yes?

Theo
Don't mind him
He has his male period <3

Blondie
Istg Theo I will rip your balls out

Theo
Aw thanks love

My drunk mistake
What's going on here?

Daisy
Send me homework plz

My drunk mistake
One attachment

Daisy
FUCKING THANKS

My drunk mistake
You owe me

Daisy
What do u want?

My drunk mistake
a kiss?

Daisy
I'd rather not

Theo
Damn

My drunk mistake
Shut up Nott

Theo
I'm sure she'd kiss me tho

Blondie
She's anonymous?

Daisy
For u guys yes

Blondie
Do u have any friends

Daisy
Yeah?

Blondie
So you're not daisy

Theo
Daisy have friends Draco

Blondie
Like who?

Theo
Adrian
Weasley twins
Cedric
Wait
Diggory died

Blondie
Good one Nott

Daisy
Did you just joke about someone's death?

My drunk mistake
It was pretty fun

Daisy
Because your father killed him?
Do I have to remind u that he's dead now?

My drunk mistake
Nope
Visit his grave yesterday

Daisy
Aw did you give him flowers?

My drunk mistake
I gave him some dead rats
His favorite

Daisy
I'm sure it was <3

Theo
Wait u visit his grave?

Daisy
Yk theo
I thought you were the smart one

Blondie
I'm fucking smartest in our grade?

Daisy
That's Hermione dear

Blondie
How do I kick someone from the groupchat?

Daisy
Just start a new one if that's a problem?

Theo
No I like this

Blondie
Of course you do

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Lots of love