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The queen and her hoes 🫶👑

Daisy
Send me nudes<3

Blondie🐸
um
wrong chat?

Mattheo🤍
Try again darling and I might

Theo🫦
hahaha daisy ily but no

Daisy
ahhh
Nudes*
Noodes*
NOTES*
Ffs
Stupid muggle thing

Blondie🐸
Oh look who's decided to blame muggles

Daisy
shut it Malfoy
I did no such thing

Theo🫦
I thought you said your father invented phones Draco?

Daisy
HAHAHAHHA WTF
you said that?

Blondie🐸
I might have said that yes...

Daisy
Please Lucius can't even make pasta
Why would he invent a phone?

Mattheo🤍
Everyone knows it was invented
by Barack Obama

Daisy
no.
Idk who it was invented by
But it was not Barack Obama

Blondie🐸
Who cares?
I really need your help

Daisy
yes bestie?

Blondie🐸
bestie?

Daisy
yeah?

Blondie🐸
U haven't said that in years

Daisy
Well you are my bestie
Now tell me

Blondie🐸
pansy says she's pregnant

Theo🫦
WHAT?
No way

Mattheo🤍
She's not
It's a bloody lie

Daisy
Why would it matter if she's pregnant

Blondie🐸
Because it could be my child?

Theo🫦
You slept with the smug head?

Daisy
will u stop using that word?
It's mine

Mattheo🤍
oh darling
We can't help it's such a fun word to use

Daisy
Draco did you sleep with her?

Blondie🐸
mhm.

Mattheo🤍
It's not true guys
I can feel it
She's lying to get ur money or something
It's not your child it can't be

Blondie🐸
Idk guys?
What the fuck am I supposed to do
I don't want a bloody child?!?

Theo🫦
idk... fuck we have to make sure it's yours

Mattheo🤍
And how are we doing that?

Daisy
Truth serum?

Mattheo🤍
And that's so easy to find

Daisy
Have it in my room

Blondie🐸
You have it?
Why?

Daisy
Used it on you guys when we went back to being friends again
What was I supposed to do?
Trust 3 dickheads just like that?

Mattheo🤍
You used it on me?!?
I told you I loved you and you used truth serum

Daisy
It's called trust issues love
And I used it before u said that
God I'm not awful

Blondie🐸
Okay but how are we doing this?

Theo🫦
A party
Have some in the drinks
Give her one
And then ask if you're the father

Daisy
aw that's so smart

Theo🫦
I KNOW 🙃❤️

Mattheo🤍
Isn't this like illegal?

Daisy
Since when do u care?
If I told u I was pregnant
Wouldn't you want to make sure you're the father?

Mattheo🤍
wait excuse me?
IF?!?!
Of course I'm the father?!?!

Blondie🐸
Ooo

Daisy
I mean
Of course :)

Mattheo🤍
wait I'm so confused
Ur not pregnant are you?

Daisy
euw no thx
you think I'm giving my beauty
away to someone else?

Blondie🐸
Thx dais...

Daisy
Ur not going to be a father
Trust me

Theo🫦
so do we have a plan for tomorrow?

Blondie🐸
Yeah let's do it
And hope for the best

Mattheo🤍
deal.

Daisy
Let's find the baby daddy for smuggy baby

Blondie🐸
you're so weird

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no baby dais in years don't u worry babes
Definition of milf and mommy tho

Todays amazing quote; expect disappointment and you won't be disappointed
Me every day 💅🏼

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