Code Adam Oneshots (Webtoon)

~Incorrect Quotes~

So some of these quotes are like if the originals lived together. Some of them are REALLY random. So yeah-

SWEAR WARNING!
SPOILER WARNING!
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Atlas:Nine watch out for the flying horror!
Nine: The what now-
Otto: THE FLYING HORROR DUMBASS!
Viis: *breaks through the wall flying*
Nine: WHAT THE FU-
Viis: *crashes into Nine*
Nine: *unconscious*
Atlas: *starts freaking out*
Otto: Well I won't say he didn't deserve it.

Deus: Guys today I made progress!
Fyra: REALLY!?
Sita: Omg I'm so happy for you!
Nine: *in the corner of the room beside Atlas* Um, what progress?
Atlas: He didn't kill anyone.

Viis: Don't mess with me!
Also Viis: *falls asleep on couch valunerably*
Hiru: *takes cap off sharpie* My time...has come.

Nine: SITA HELP! MY MIND NO LONGER WORKS!
Sita: What happened!?
Deus & Viis: *high fives each other*
Atlas: They wrote 5 x 5 on the board and told Nine to solve it. He'd been staring at it for an hour.
Sita: Oh-

Vesta: Remember kids, always be kind!
Adult Atlas: *fucking teleports to the past* TELL THAT TO YOUR FUCKING CURE BITCH-
Nine: *holds him back* Sorry, he hasn't had his daily tenth cup of coffee yet...
Hades: It's fucking 9am!

Nine: GUYS I CAME UP WITH A GENIUS IDEA!
Deus: You shut the fuck up.
Viis: *hides behind Atlas*
Hiru: Dude...he's not a human shield...
Viis: Well Miss.Tornado, heroes are supposed to FUCKING HELP PEOPLE so if he is what you say he is then he'll stop Nine before something catastrophic happens!
Atlas: ....I don't get paid enough for this shit.
Sita: You don't get paid AT ALL for this shit.
Atlas: Exactly.

Sita: I'd like to introduce you to...
THE THREE MUSKETEERS!
*Points to Deus*:
THE KILLER!
*Points to Nine*:
THE ACCIDENTAL KILLER
*Points to Atlas*:
AND THE 'ALMOST GETS KILLED THREE TIMES IN THE TIME SPAN OF ONE SEASON'!
Atlas: I hate you guys.
Nine: We love you too.

Nine: WATER IS DRY!
Viis: IT'S WET YOU DUMBASS!
Sete: YOU FOOLS ITS MOIST!
Deus: I never thought I could hate a word this much.
Atlas: *Dad mode activated* I never want that word to come out of your mouth again.
Fyra: You're literally the ONLY ONES that find it that bad!

Hades: Be selfish idiot.
Atlas: Oh, like a fish?
Hades:..Hopeless child...

Nine: I FOUND OUT SOMETHING!
Sete: YOU shut the FUCK up.
Nine: Why does everyone hate me? T~T

Nine: What is love?
Viis: *appears with fucking band (aka Fyra, Deus, Sete and Hiru)* BABY DON'T HURT ME-

Atlas: A pet? Yeah I have a pet.
Hiru: Oh, can I see it?
Atlas: I'M TAKING MY SHIRT OFF-
Annie: *appears out of fucking thin air*
Maria: *in the corner for no fucking reason* Simp.

Deus: I'D ACE SCHOOL!
Atlas: Really? 10 x 10 equals...?
Deus; 964785337!
Atlas: *pats head* Sure you would buddy.

Atlas: Sleep? Never heard of it.
Viis: Seriously? You gave to at least get some sleep!
Atlas: Everytime I close my eyes, I get war flashbacks.
Viis: Oh- thats pretty serious-
Atlas: It's OK, with my wonderful fellow horrors around my stress and inability to sleep went down quite well lot. *eye twitches*
Viis: ...Um- I know a therapist-
Atlas: DO NOT FUCKING TEMPT ME!

Viis: Fight me.
Nine: Bitch I will whoop you're ass painfullier than when you saw Orion dead on the floor.
Sita: *eating popocorn* Ooooooooo~ He got him good!

Orion: Why are you so disappointing?
Atlas: Bitch why you're wife dead?
Orion: ...

Hinalea: I'm in love!
Lato: *Pulls out shotgun* Time to kill so bitches.
Iantis: Bitch- ITS YOU!