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Sajnaa Ji Vaari Vaari Jaanu Ji Mein...Tu Hi To Mera Sansaar Hai

Aisa Mera Pyaar Hai ..Aisa Mera Pyaar Hai 


Day 1 as girlfriend 

It's great that I'm in my first relationship ever...but that is fake!  How confidently i said I'll be his gf...is there still time to run off? There's always a block tho! 

L:are you tired? 

B: yes tired of you😛

L: ughhhh not fair ! Your answer should have been why🙂

B: oh Mister! Why question hota h answer nahi 🥴

L: why bolo na please 🥺

B: why 🙄

L: because you were running on my mind the whole night ❤

B: 👊🏻sent 

L: 💔 received 

Aww he was such a cutie...

B: 🩹❤️‍🩹 

L: marti bhi ho aur patti bhi karti ho ! 🤕

B: ab tumhe dard me nahi chod sakti na boyfriend! 😶‍🌫️

B: next time se esi ghatiya lines mat chipkana 🙄

L: tch kitni mehnat lagi mujhe! Google search se first line uthane me🤪

B: jitna time tum ladke apne baalo me invest karte ho na utne ka 50% bhi efforts me invest kardo to phir dekhna! 

L: huh jaise tumhe bohat aachi lines aati h 😑

B: chalo arz kiya h 

B: Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar

L: 🙈

B: Irshad bol🙄👊🏻

L: Irshad Irshad 💀

B:Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar, Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar

 Bin tere hum jee na paayenge ,Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.🤣🤣🤣

L: ullu! Ullu kisko bola !! 

B: 🦉 tumhe 

L: huh ullu sabse smart hote h ! Wisdom goddess Athena ke sacred animal h🙂

B: oh uk wisdom goddess h na isliye bewakoofo ko apne pass rakhti hongi🤣

L: mujhe socially bully kara ja raha h🥺

B: ye hi mera pyaar h baby tum mere pyaar ko thukra rahe ho🥺

L: chalo over acting mat karo! 

B: how dare you! Girlfriend hu izzat se baaat karo😤

L: aur meri izzat kaha h miss? 

B: wo to tum bohat pahle bech aaye😆

L: yaaar mujhe baat nhi karna h! 

B: aacha sowry😑

L: genuine nhi lag raha 🙄

B: 🖕🏻

L: with me? 🙈

What...what was this guy....things took a different turn 

B: mar jao! 

L: mar to gaye h...tumhare pyaar me 

B: 🙏RIP bhaiya 

L: tumhe pata h tum na alag item ho bilkul 😂

B: don't call me item! Koi object nhi hu 🙂

L: I'm sorry...

L: i meant you are different...good different 😌

He was also difference....he tolerated my anti romantic savage behavior...unlike other men who want a mute girlfriend...he actually appreciates me as i am...and I'm grateful for such a good friend 

B: tum bhi theek theek ho 😮‍💨

L: bass theek? 😐

B: han...matlab aache hi ho 🤥 kaam chalau types

L:Oh I'll change it babes 😚😘

B: any time we meet I'll scrape your lips so you can't kiss anymore ! 

L: ohh so you like it rough!🙊 

B: kabhi to gutter se dimag nikalo ! 😑

L: kya karu oh ladies main hu adat se majboor 🕺 



Okay this story is such fun to write because i write both sides of texts and thus i don't have to think all possible replies someone would give 

Do you ever try to script your conversations? 

And what happens when you get a reaction that wasn't expected and ruins the script?😆

Vote and comment 

Target: 70😤

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