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Khwabe maa da ujad gaya....Maa da laadla bigad gaya

Pramod's pov 

I reach my house with Susheela . I was trembling 

Pramod kya hua tumhe door bell bajao naaa ! 

Su..susheela...dekho...mere parents jo bhi bole- 

Nhi lungi seriously.  Hum unhe bolenge phirse shadi kar lenge in future 

Unko bata de kya...samjhenge wo 

Nhi Pramod....abhi papa ke dimag me bhi kuch chal raha h...aur messy ho jayega.

Su...suno na...

Tch yaar tum na ! She goes and presses the doorbell 

Shitttt take deep breaths 

Dad's nurse opens the door and shouts instantly mini madammmmmmm !!! 

Susheela tum bahar- 

Shut up Pramod.  Suni h tumhari mom ki baat chahti thi na shadi ho jaye...kya hi bura reaction dengi ! Saying that she was about to step in when mom comes 

Kya h Tanya ese kyu chilla rahi ho?! Mom asks then looks at Susheela and asks tum kon?

Wo aunty mai- 

Mom !! Aap andar chahiye na...road par drama na ho bhagwan 

Nahiiii ! Tanya shouts 

Kyu?

Mini aunty!!! Apke ladke nhi mujhe dhoka diya h

Kaisa dhoka?! Susheela immediately asks

Kitne khab dikhaye the ! Mujhe tani baby bolenge sister nahi !!! Aur miniiii madam inko dekho...shadi karli !! 

Shadi?! 

Mom andar chaliye na pahle sab dekh rahe h...

Nahi nahi nahi ! Tanya sits on the door Pahle tani baby ko insaaf milega phir hi koi andar jaye- 

Susheela holds her lehenga up and jumps from the side 

Chahiye Ms sister insaaf badme karte h abhi mujhe aur mere husband ko meri mother in law se kuch baat karni h...firecracker.  she was jealous 

Umhaaaa mujhe explanation to de do (wo kajol ke k3g gamlaaaa wale style me🤣. N yes i totally imagine tan like this😁)

Ek sec ! Mera na BP high ho raha h ab ! Jayyyyy !! 

My ear drums will burst today listening to these dramatic ladies screaming.  First that sali,then tani n now mom 

Kya hua mini ese kyu chilla rahi ho koi chipkali dekh li kya? Dad comes asking then notices Susheela 

Betaji who are you? 

Uncle mai- mom cuts her off

Jay ye tumhara beta itna nalayak h naaa ! 

Ek sec nalayak h to mera ho gaya!!

Banana to mujhse mera thaaa! Par mere sapne chur chur ho gaye tanya says dramatically 

Areeee yaaar basss !! Bohat ho gaya ! Kabse koshish kar rahe h hum bolne ki koi bolne hi nhi de raha! Hindi serial type heavy reactions bass dete ja rahe h !! Pahle hume bolne to do phir karna sab apna dhum tanananana !! Itni der se soch rahi hu ki nhi naye log h Susheela impression banana h ! Ghanta impression. Aap logo ne to mera right to expression hi cheen liya ! Koi bolne hi nhi de raha h ! Susheela suddenly bursts 

Everyone stares at her blankly that's when she realizes what she did and looks embarrassed . I hold her hand patting it lightly.  No wife of mine will feel embarrassed! Well only wife. Fake wife

Mom dad ye h Susheela . We...we got married 

Wo to dikh hi raha h !!! Tanya says 

Beta tum kisi gangster parivar se ho?  Dad asks

Umm nhi ? Susheela says. Jhooti...uske papa gunde lite version hi h

To kisi ka murder kara h? Mom asks

Nahi ! Bass kabhi kabhi maar peet ho jati h..waise sab professionally h

Supari leti ho ?! Tanya shouts

Boxer h Susheela! National level ki i clear 

Aacha aacha...to ganji ho kya? Dad asks

Ya tumhari mooch aati h? Mom asks

Mom dad ese weird sawal puchna band karoge ! 

Nhi hume ye samaj nhi aa raha h na ki hum to bohat supportive h...kabhi tujhe bhanda nhi..to bhag ke shadi kyu kari? Dad asks

Aur ek sec ! Aaj to tu apne crush ki sagai me gaya tha na? Khud ki shadi kaise kara aaya? Kahi usko jealous karne ke chakkar me to ye bewakoofi nhi ki? 

Wow mini aunty! Nice idea. Mai bhi jake pregnant ho jati hu! Shayad Pramod baby jealous hoke feelings realize karle tanya says

Han mom...about the engagement...wo..Susheelahitobebridethiaurmaineussebhagaliya

Kya kya?? 

Meri hi sagai thi aunty. Aur mere papa nhi mante ese isliye majbooran bhagna pada...Pramod mana kar raha tha ki aap logo ke sapne h shadi ke...but aunty desperate time calls for desperate measures.  Bohat pyaar karte h hum- 

Ek sec! Tum Pramod se pyaar karti ho? Beta kya majboori thi? Dad says laughing 

Uncle pyaar andha hota h...hamare case me to literally hum mile nhi the aur pyaar ho gaya tha Susheela replies back lighting the mood 

Matlab? 

We narrate our tragic online love story and how we met again

AWWW ! Kitni cute love story h! Mere crush ko ese mujhse pyaar kyu nhi hota ! Hayeee ye one sided painful mohabbat! Tanya says (le me: aryan😭) 

Aunty hum phirse shadi kar lenge! Pure functions honge! And tanya shayad hamari shadi me tumhari chunni kisi ki watch me fas jaye aur tumhe bhi tunhara love of life mil jayega (le writer in saste nashe)

Wow! Yes! Kab h shadi?! 

Jaisi hi hum Susheela ki family ko convince kar le i reply

Aur wo kaise hoga? Mom asks

Uncle ne bola h aplogo se proper milenge..kuch baat karenge phir decide karenge

Aur mai apne papa ko janti hu...unke dimag me kuch to chal raha h. Jaha tak mai soch sakti hu he will turn you both against our relationship.  Test hone wala h hum sabka 

Tu chinta mat kar! High IQ wali family h ye! Test ke liye aache se prep karke jayenge 

And we will pass will flying colors! Tanya says 

Ek sec! Na tum hamari family ka part ho. Na tumhara IQ high h. Tumhe test hi nhi dena to pass kya hogi ! Checkup ho gaya h na dad ka? To chalo jao

Tch Pramod kitna rude behavior h! Tanya tum bhi chalna! Pramod ki behen banke Susheela says smirking 

Nooo wayyy ! Jisse banana chaha tha saiyan usse kaise bana lu bhaiya! Mai jati hu..aap log dekho apna family drama !! 

Okay i hope you all laughed reading this chapter as much as i did writing it

Special appearance of my tan billi 😹 (dil se sari bejati nikli tere liye) . 

Upcoming chapters are also going to be this chaotic and funny 🤌🏻

Upnext: maybe maan hua to sumod first night likh dungi(not sure. Depends.  Mera mood bana do. I'll write 💅🏼) 

If not then Ruhails and Chautalas ka fekne ka battle. Beech fase innocent sumod. 

Vote and comment agar chate ho tunhari chunni kisi ki watch me fase🤣

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Also bhawna me beh ke wrote 1080 words🙈