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Haan mauka hai pagle, shaadi se bachle.Samjha le dil ko yeh shaadi ko machle

Mini's pov (surprise surprise ✨️)

I open the door to find 10 people staring at me while pramod runs towards me and a Susheela struggling to walk 

Namaste ji ! Aaiye na aap log andar i say

Pramod ye tere sasural wale to puri barat le aaye h...samose kam pad jayenge....i wisper

Susheela kon h ye log tumne to 6 hi log bataye the...Pramod asks Susheela 

Hathi bazar wale...papa ka so called SAAMAJ yehi h bass...pata nhi kya plan karke aaye h

Hum chaaro ke hisse ke samose ab inko khilane padenge i say as both kids look at me absurdly 

Jay introduced our family to theirs as we all sit

Na aaj suraj kaha se aaya tha bhaishab! Susheela saree me dikh rahi h pahli baar. Na yo itna bhi bura na h ! Her chachi says wickedly.  Typical parosi aunty 

Everyone gigles at her silly taunt too 

Chaliye ab jis kaam se aaye h wo karle. Ye bache to nasamjh h...par hum ese thodi na man le na kyu h ki nhi?! Her father says 

Ji mai iss baat se sehmat to hu...ki inhone galat kiya...but mujhe mere bete par bharosa h...paristithi esi hongi isliye h...ofcourse i couldn't blame them. Abhi sugar coating mode on.

Apko sach bata du...meri badi beti jo h na wo sanskari n susheel h...aacha khana bana leti h..,sundar h...perfect dhulhan h...aur Susheela...huh itni susheel na h wo...batameez h,mufat h...kuch khas lagti bhi nhi h her chachi starts vomiting poison 

Aunty ji apke liye Susheela sundar nhi hogi...but mere liye wo sabse sundar h...andar ki beauty matter karti h aaj kal..,bhar se to koi bhi makeup laga ke heroine lagne lagta h Pramod defends her

Han par issko to wo bhi nahi aata na her sister says wickedly 

Sali ji har kone pe ek parlor h..but meri susheela ji ko kuch esicheeze aati h jo shayad aap puri life me na seekh paye

She makes a bitter face and sits down quietly 

Na wo sab chodiye....itne sab ke baad bhi susheela ke liye to humne bohat aacha ladka dhund rakha h.....aacha ghar h..,support bhi karlenge. Her dad says 

Jab already chun rakha h inne ladka to mere heere ki kadar kaise karenge ye huh 

Aur wo abhi bhi shadi karne taiyar h..jo kuch bhi hua uske baad bhi...her chacha adds

Ye ashant h ya chipku glue. Ek baar mila nhi h meri susheela ji se aur chipakna chahta h. Bhai ab to chod de. Pramod mumbles as Susheela giggles with me. My poor possessive boy

Hamara beta lakho me ek h...jo ladka dunda hoga usse better...support to karta hi h ye isse aur pyaar to pucho mat! Itna caring h...doctor h aur to aur...haddiyo ka to dekhiye kitna fayda h apki beti ka ! 

Han aur papa college me top bhi mara tha ! Mast kamate h doctor sabh haina?! Susheela says 

Aree han han mahine ka ek dedh lakh to aram se...i say

Waise Apke ghar me apke pati kuch nhi bolte kya? Her father asks

Not a word about my son. But he has a problem with me speaking.  Bete me kami nhi dhund paa rahe to ye gandi soch dikha denge ki mard bole

Aree jay! Bolo na kuch i shake him angrily 

Aap apne pati ko naam se bulati h?! Her irritating chachi asks

Han...ab rishta barabari ka h na..to phir kyu na lu naam?

Nahi but ladkiya to thoda izzat dena chahiye...one irritating uncle says

Izzat?! Ya ye bole Dab ke rahe?! Gaaye jaise- 

Mom basss Pramod cuts me off... chahiye hum snacks leke aate h...

Kaise log h ye?! Susheela inki beti h are you sure?! Matlab this is too much Pramod.  Itni backward thinking h inki...

I know mom...Susheela ko to boxing me bhi support nhi karte the...college me bhi usse uska phone le liya kyuki wo ek ladke se baat kar rahi thi...mujhe to ye pahle se pata tha...she used to sneak out of balcony to get out kyuki jane nhi dete h

I mean Susheela ne ese survive kaise kiya...kaise aache se baat karlu mai ese insaano se pramod 

Mom...please mere liye nahi to susheela ke liye hi sahi...hum usse wapas waha nhi jane de sakte na...infact you know what...pramod laughs a bit 

Has raha h tu itni gandi situation pe! I say hitting him lightly 

Mom hum jab mandir gaye na to susheela ne to ye bhi suggest kar diya tha ki wo pregnant ho jaye phir shayad uski family hatiyar dal de 

What?! Seriously 

Han mom...backward h wo log..,unko pata chalega Susheela aur mere beech kuch...you get it right 

Hmmm idea aacha h susheela ka btw...i smile getting an idea

Mom apki tabiyat to theek h na?! Susheela ka pura career h- 

Jada apne ghodo ko mat douda....hume just kuch symptoms dikhane h unhe....uski behen aur chachi kafi samajdar lagte h..,kaam ho jayega hamara..baad me ek baar shadi ho gai to bol denge food poisoning hui thi ya kuch aur...

Bhagwan kaha fasa diya mujh seedhe ladke ko inn chant aurto ke beech ! 

Beta pyaar kara h to bhugto..,jaise tumhare dad bhugat rahe h..,abhi last chance h tera..,life time commitment to Ms adventure. Kar payega?

Susheela ke liye 100 jhoot,100khatre sab utha sakta hu mom...i really love her

To chal Susheela ko text kar ! Aaj inko damad ke sath pota free dete h ! 

P:Listen.  Mom ka khurafati idea h tumse inspired h....act like tumhe vomit aur dizziness ho raha h. Basically act pregnant 

S:😳What??? Ye baat kaha se aai? Pregnant aur mai?!

P: Susheela act karna h. Itne jhoot chalu h to ek aur kar lo. Sure shot h ye...agar tum pregnant hogi to uncle phir kuch nhi kar payenge. Unne man hi man ashant ko apna damad maan liya h isliye please...

S: 😵‍💫🤢🤮 done.

P: make sure garima aur wo chachi tumhare sath aaye washroom tak...baki mai dekhta hu..

S: theek h

P: aur aacha suno

S: kya h🙄

P: i love you bolna tha but tum sadh hi lo, kaddu kahi h 🎃 

S: ab Pramod ji kaddu bolo ya karela jindigi bhar yehi milega.

P: sidha sidha i love you too nhi bol sakti😒

S: seedha seedha love you nhi bola na🙄

Pramod ho gaya ho tera flirting to chale! Gods my kid is behaving like a teenager! 

Han mom chalo....let's brace our acting skills..,isse SAMAJ ko apko handle karna h...

Beta iss chod ese kai logo ki band bajai h teri maa ne. Tum dono bache ho mere..,aur bacho ke liye maa sab kar sakti h samjhe. Jab tu maa banega-  ughhh tujhe to ye bhi nhi bol sakti...jab baap banega tab samjhega tu ! 

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