Seb: Well done everyone! Such a difficult race, even if you didn't finish well done. Such difficult conditions to race in. Particularly well done to the Ferrari boys, McLaren boys and Checo! Tough luck to Alex, Nicky, Nando, Esteban, Yuki and Zhou.
Goatifi: Sorry Zhou, completely my fault.
Goated at F1 2022: It's okay, I was getting tired anyway. Felt like I was about to pass out!
LANCELOT: You alright?
Goated at F1 2022: Yeah, I was getting really warm in the cockpit.
Fin: It was so warm...
Goated at F1 2022: Surprised you didn't drive naked Val.
Sir Lewis: I walked in on him naked once. He should really just wear clothes.
Fin: So uncomfortable though.
Seb: Keep it appropriate.
Banana: Thanks Seb!!
Smooth Operator: Yes, gracias mi amigo!
HONEYBADGER: OOO I'M SO SO SO SO SO SO SO HAPPYPYYYYYY!1
SUPER MAX: He is on a sugar high
Lando is okay: Or is he drunk?
HONEYBADGER: I will be soon!
Seb: Daniel turn your tracker and location on before you do, please.
HONEYBADGER: I will DAD, don't worry!
'Golden Retriever' added Nico Hulkenberg to the chat
Nico Hulkenberg: Oh hello!
K-MAG: Hi Nico!
HONEYBADGER: Nico HULKENBERRRGGGGGG! HELLO MY FRIEND!
Nico Hulkenberg: Greetings mate.
FACTS: Sorry Mick for crashing into you.
Golden Retriever: It's fine George!
Albono: I feel so ill
FACTS: I'm coming.
Smooth Operator: Someone tell Lando to stop trying to get into my bedroom...
Iceman: Bwoah, Daniel's location is on now Seb.
Seb: Thanks Kimi! Don't drink too much Dan.
HONEYBADGER: I might forget that rule!
Fin: I'm with him so don't worry.
SUPER MAX: Wait I want to come!
LANCELOT: No Max. Also, I finished before you so I get to tell you what to do today :)
Lando is okay: LETS GO LANDO, LANDO IS OKAY, LETS GO LANDO, HE IS HERE TO STAY! LETS GO LANDO, HE IS ONE OF US! HE RACES LIKE A LION, SHOULDN'T HE BE DUTCH? HE RACES LIKE A LION, SHOULDN'T HE BE DUTCH?
SUPER MAX: MAX MAX MAX, SUPER MAX MAX MAX, SUPER SUPER MAX MAX MAX!
Smooth Operator: HE'S A SMOOTH OPERATORRRRR, SMOOOOOOTH OPERATORRRR!
Seb: Please stop.
SUPER MAX: So rude
Lando is okay: Disrespecting us :(
Smooth Operator: We were having fun and it harmed nobody.
Seb: Sorry boys.
Sir Lewis: Today was a disaster.
Estie Bestie: Agreed.
El Plan: It's OK because I got to finish my 350th race early to get onto partying!
SUPER MAX: My birthday weekend was ruined.
Frenchman: Max, angry Yuki incoming.
Master Chef: ATLEAST YOU FINISHED YOU STUPID, GREEDY LITTLE BRAT
SUPER MAX: Not my fault you crashed out.
Master Chef: I'm going to throw myself off of a building.
Golden Retriever: Please don't say stuff like that Yuki.
Lando is okay: Yeah Yuki-san
HONEYBADGER: geheheheehehyehe
Lando is okay: Shut up drunk Daniel!
Seb: Lando be nice!
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FORMULA 1 - Group Chat Story
Fanfiction- Mick Schumacher thought it would be a good idea to have all of the drivers (+Kimi) in a group chat. Sometimes it can be a little dramatic and chaotic! rankings: 26/02/2023: #1 Esteban Ocon 18/12/2022: #1 Charles Leclerc 17/11/2022: #1 Esteban Ocon...
