||BAU Badasses 🥷||
Emily: somebody get here before Lilly gets her impatient self killed 👍🏻
Hotch: what are you two doing?
Spencer: Lilly thinks she found the unsub so she took Emily with her, and I'm assuming that they confirmed it was the unsub and now Lilly wants to go after him without waiting for backup and Emily is asking for said backup
Rossi: I'm on the way kiddo
Emily: look at Reid using his big brains 🧠💪🏻 NO LILLY asHWE082RGIFUGSAIF
Derek: ..oh
Hotch: Emily, what is she doing
JJ: i thought i was impatient girlie didnt even bother with the backup💅🏻✨
Emily: HOLY SHI firht8O70R30[U5084Y7
Hotch: where are you two?
Penelope: I can track them sir? 🫡
Hotch: go ahead Garcia
Penelope: locations on all of ur phones bring back our superheros safe :)
Emily: HEL- JNFFEO[4T[THRUIHRIUHGIRUHGIAIGH$%$q"£%$;jdfnjdJ
Derek: cryptic scriptures 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
JJ: morgan lilly could be in serious trouble and ur focused on emmy keyboard smashing her phone? 🙄🤔
Derek: acc im 2 mins out from them im just watching this shit go down as well 😌🤞🏾
Derek: oh god--
JJ: what's going on?
Spencer: why is Lilly locked in the car, Emily's nose bleeding and the unsub being taken away on a stretcher?
JJ: WHAT???
Rossi: I think Lilly has some anger issues she needs to work out
Lilly: FUCK YOU DAVID ROSSI NO THE FUCK I DONT 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Rossi: Lilly, bambina, you punched the guy half to death and threw your elbow into Prentiss' nose when she tried to stop you
Lilly: THAT SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DESERVED EVRYTHING HE FUCKING GOT AND MORE
Derek: [replying to: I think Lilly has some anger issues she needs to work out] i think pretty boy could help her out there 😏😏😏😏😏😏
Emily: YOU DID NOT 😦💀💀
Penelope: choco thunder... u deserve everything honey munchkin is about to throw at you. im sorry
Spencer: I don't get it? I though Morgan was saying I could go over and try to calm Lilly down and get her back into the right state of mind?
Lilly: FUCK YOU DEREK MORGAN LITERALLY DIE DIE A PAINFUL FIRERY DEATH I LITERALLY HOPE YOU GET SHOT IN FRONT OF ME SO I CAN LAUGH AS YOU SLIP FROM THIS WORLD IN A PAINFUL HAZE OF BLOOD I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU WAKE UP YOU STAND ON A PIECE OF LEGO I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE ETERNALLY WARM I HOPE YOU STUB UR PINKY TOE ON UR FAVOURITE PIECE OF FURNATURE EVERYTIME YOU WALK PAST IT I HOPE YOU CONSTANTLY FEEL EMPTY WITH NOTHING TO DISTRACT FROM IT LITERALLY GET STABBED 17 TIMES OVER GET HIT BY A TRAIN BLOW UP FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE
Derek:......oh
Emily: i shouldnt be laughing rn...
Penelope: :0
Penelope: so maybe not everything..... I have cookies for when you get back?? 😅
JJ: [replying to: FUCK YOU DEREK MORGAN LITERALLY DIE DIE A PAINFUL FIRERY...] i feel like this could end up being another elle situation if we dont sort it out.....
JJ: [replying to: I don't get it? I though Morgan was saying I could go over and try to calm Lilly down and get her back into the right state of mind?] morgan was saying that you should sleep with lils spence
Spencer: WHAT!!
Derek: yanno for a genius ur pretty dumb sometimes
Lilly: [replying to: i feel like this could end up being another elle situation if we dont sort it out.....] do NOT compare me being pissed off to what happened to elle theyre two COMPLETELY different thing 😡
Lilly: also DONT CALL HIM DUMB U WORTHLESS PIECE OF SIDE MUSCLE
Hotch: Williams, calm down. He was only joking.
Lilly: NO FUCK YOU YOU LOCKED ME IN A CAR
Emily: she's right yanno
Spencer: she beat the unsub half to death and hit you in the nose Emily
Emily: yuh but he freak was chopping up and eating women in bars kinda deserved tbh
Lilly: THANK YOU
Rossi: Aaron, I think certain psychological evaluations need to be redone
Lilly: Stai zitto Dio 🙄
Rossi: oh
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Fanfictionhow I imagine the BAU groupchat but with the twist of my OC Lilly Williams being in it too :D <33 SPENCER REID x OC (Leid) !!! Season 2/3 :) #1 in aaronhotchner 4/4/23 #1 ind Spencer 9/7/23