✨total and utter chaos✨ a criminal minds Chatfic

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||🏳️‍🌈fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)||

[08:14 AM]

JJ: hey lils Henry wants to say hi

Lilly: YEA!! Love that kid

Derek: Lilly in her pedo era 🤔

Emily: DEREK MORGAN IN HIS CASTRATED ERA 🍆✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️😡😡😡😡😡

JJ: HI AUNT LILY 😃👋👋

Lilly: HI HENRY 👋

JJ: MOMMY SED IT YOOR BURFDAY TODAY!! HAPPY BURFDAY 🥳 ❤️❤️❤️

Lilly: THANK YOU 💗

Penelope: it's too sweet 🥹🥹🫶

JJ: CAN WE GO TO THE LAK WERE WE GOT ICE CREEM AND YOO PUSHED UNCL SPENSER IN???? 😁😁😁😁😁

Derek: sorry WHAT?? 😭🤚🏾

Lilly: yeah okay!!!

JJ: YAY 😃😃😃 wy is uncl Derik sad?

Emily: what do u mean buddy?

JJ: he put thuh sad fase 😭

Derek: OH, I'm not sad Henry! I though Lilly pushing Spencer into a lake was funny

JJ: IT REELLY WAS!! I WAS LARFING SO HARD AND I NEERLY DROPED MY ICE CREEM ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂😂

JJ: MOMMY SED I HAV TO GO NOW BY AUNT LILY 😃👋👋

Lilly: BYE 👋

Penelope: that. Was. ADORABLE!!!

Spencer: she's right babe, you're really good with children :D ❤️

Lilly: lol thx, JJ rlly need to teach him how to write tho couldn't tell half of what he was saying 😭🤚

Emily: give him a break he is 4

Rossi: Lilly, I was wondering if you wanted to come back to mine and I could make us all dinner after you finished hijacking my boat :)

Lilly: mama Rossi being the best again 💪💪

Spencer: L was going to do that anyways

Lilly: babe! 🤫🤫🤫

Derek: whipped as fuck y'all 🙄🤚

Lilly: "y'all" YEE HAW 🤠

JJ: Lilly, why is my child begging me to take him to with me to celebrate ur birthday?

Lilly: bc he wants to celebrate his fave aunts birthday? Idk, I won't say no to him coming tho (pls let him come 🥺🙏)

JJ: to an abandoned dinosaur museum that the guy who's jacked and has a fetish for kicking down doors is creeped on going to? Sure that's safe for my 4 year old

Lilly: it acc is! I checked it out a week ago and there's nothing there for him to get hurt on which means Hotch could bring Jack if he wanted to!! (This is me asking for you to bring ur children I miss them 😢🥺🙏🙏🙏)

Emily: cmon jayje it's lils shed never put henry or jack in danger

JJ: okay fine

JJ: but if so much as a hair on his head ends up out of place we will be burying you tomorrow, understood?

Lilly: you got it 🫡🫡 😅

Hotch: that goes the same for jack

Lilly: understood 😅 can we stop threatening me on my birthday please?

Spencer: yeah, let's go get waffles!! 😋🧇