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|| 🏳️‍🌈 Fruity motherfuckers 💅🏳️‍🌈 (and Hotch + Rossi 🙄)||

[Saturday, April 2]

[00:00AM]

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Derek: for fuck sake lilly 😒

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Rossi: what's going on kiddo?

Emily: the next 24hrs r about to be hell 🤬

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

JJ: all I ask is ONE YEAR where you don't do this

JJ: JUST ONE

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Spencer: I though the begging would make her stop 😔

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Lilly: WAKE UP

Emily: [replying to: I though the begging would make her stop 😔] kinky

Hotch: we're up, Williams.

Rossi: why is she waking us up at midnight anyways? Is she okay? Why does she do this every year?

Lilly: ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Lilly: SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🙂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Derek: um... THE KNIFE???

Rossi: oh! Happy birthday, bella 😊

Emily: happy birthday now SHUT THE FUCK UP

JJ: what the wife said

Spencer: happy birthday babe ❤️

Penelope: honey munchkin, I love you. But if you don't quiet down, I will eat your cake.

Penelope: but happy birthday 🥰

Hotch: happy birthday, Williams.

Derek: happy bday ig

Lilly: AAAAAAH I have so many things I wanna do with u all AJDJDKABDKCNSJWNX

Rossi: what do you have planned?

Emily: rossi, nO—

Derek: for the love of everything holy DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION WITH HER!!!!!!!

Lilly: OMG OKAY

Lilly: so first we're eating breakfast at that waffle place near JJ's cause those thing are BANGING

Lilly: then I found this DINOSAUR MUSEUM which is.... Wait for it.....

Lilly: JOINED TO A PLANETARIUM

Lilly: AND IT PRETTY MUCH ABANDONED SO WELL BE THE ONLY ONES IN THERE

Derek: cause that isnt creepy or dangerous

Lilly: ur a muscly FBI agent with a gun ull be fine

Lilly: then we get happy meals for everyone and hijack rossi boat :)

Spencer: yay!!

Emily: happy meals? What are you 5?

Lilly: no 25 :D

JJ: exciting. Let's go to sleep or I'll become the next unsub 🧍🏻‍♀️🔫👈🏻

Lilly: AWAKE WHO?????????? 🛌😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Emily: thx wifey xx

JJ: I was talking to everyone

Emily: NIGHT GUYS 🏃🏻‍♀️💨🛌💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤

***

The next few chapters are going to be abt Lilly's birthday so prepare 😈😈😈

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