YOU ARE READING

Comebacks Are My Second Language

Random

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

#back #comeback #comebacks #funny #haha #language #lines #lol #pick #right #second #wattys2015

#180

6.5K 376 9 
                                    

                                              
Person: I'd slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.

                          
Me: Why not? You already have it all over your outfit.
Comebacks Are My Second LanguageWhere stories live. Discover now