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Dedicated to @TheGoldenReader

Ooh be gone, yo breath is too strong. Wait, come back, you need a tic tac. I don't mean to be mean, but you need yo teeth cleaned. This is what I thank, yo breath stank.

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong. I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle.

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