Dedicated to @another_one_bites
Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Girl: Nothing! I can't laugh and talk at the same time!
Comebacks Are My Second Language
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Comebacks Are My Second Language Part 2
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**WANT A FOLLOW BACK?**
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WATTYS 2015
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**NEW BOOK**
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2 MILLION READS!!!
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**AUTHORS NOTE**
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