[The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]
Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. You shove your fingers in your ears and glare and Blitzo while clenching your teeth]
Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]
Y/N: BLITZO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-
[Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]
Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
[Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]
Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]
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Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!
[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]
Verosika: Blitz-o.
Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
[Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]
Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!
Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]
Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]
Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi".
[Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.]
Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
