"OMFG MICHEL WTF R U DOING HERE!!11!1!1!" I screemed, puttin on aa sexy low cut red dresss with black lacy harts, black fishnets , shiny red slitletoes (dat isng spilled rite soory), blak makara, and red lipstick. I didn't hav any underwer on!!1!1!1'n yikes!!! But it dosng matter coz I am so sexy (but inissciuere) (I tink dats spelt rite :/) about mi body XXD
"Uhhh.......,. Im not michel. I'm DON!" Gigggled the cute muteng teenagee tutle. He wus wearing a belt and a purpul mask, lik my stupid ex boyfrien, only his mask was orange (my exes mask wuz orange)
"LOL ROFL OMG KKK" I sed. "U look liek mi ex..... But cuterrr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" I wonked at hiim.
He wonked at mi.
"Wut is ur name??" Da sexag turtAl ask
"Ummm,...Kelsye" I blishd
"WOW wut a sexah name!" Replied the gorgus skater-type "do u wanna go in 2 da bathroom?" He askd sexuly.
I giigled "omggg"
I WUZ GOUNG TO HAV SEX!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!
He pull me in 2 da toitlet, and tak off mi dress.
"WoW ur sooooo sexah!" He sai "but waut! Wat is on ur arms?"
I began 2 cri. "I-I self harm bc I HATE MISELF!!!1!" I cri everytim sum1 brungs it up!
He kisseblah my amrz an sed "ur not uglie ur bootiful and sexah bby"
I blish rly rly rly hard.
Then, we take of r cloths.
He stickz his thingy into my u-kno-what- AND WE DO IT 4 Da 1st TIM!!!!1!1!"
"Oh-oh-DON!" I sed, gettin an orgams.
He also got 1 2. And sed mi name (kelseye))
Suddenly we heard a noise!!!1!1!1!
"WHAT ARE U MOTHERFUCKERS DOUNG!!!11!!1"
It wuz BRITTENY!!!1!!1!1!11!!11!!!!!!
STAY TUND 4 MORE!!1!!1!1
And s/o to stumptasticfanchild for being gr666 and writing a brill fic!
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FantasyHi! Im Kelsey Abigayl Jones and I Liv in NEW YORK CITY My jealous ex is a teenage turtle called Michel. I hate him I He is a stalker!!!1!1!1! Leo, Don and Raph are all handosme mutent tutlez whoo want to b ninjas!!!!11 They luv me!!! Felica Emily D...
