Ok so after all da DRAMA wit Don and Raph (hes stil rel hot tho!!!!!!!!DX!!!) i went in 2 work.
My mannager seys "hi kelsye!!! Hrere r sum fashons!! try dem on to praktiss 4 fashion weak!!!!!11!1"
OMG FASHON WEEEEEK!!1!!1!1!1!1!1! :DDDDDDDDD
I AM SO EXXCITED!!!!
I am gonna go wit Don my Supah-hot-tutle boiphran!!' OMG!!!!!!!
The outfit wuz a short frily coral pinc cocktale drwss wit a blak belt (ONG it wuz sosososo sosososo goffik!!! X3) an sum blak stokins an pink poomps!!!1!1!1!1 I didnt hav bra 0_0 (LOL X33)
i goe in 2 da changin rum 2 cheng, ans lukkin at hurself in da mirrawr (im dinosawr LOL X3) is BRITTNY DA FUKIN CRUSTY HO BAG.
"Heeyyyyyeyyeyy kelsy" she smirkz @ moi
"Wut r u drunk??" I sey cleverley
"Nooooo........ i just thinj dat I shud hav gon 2 fashun week w/ MY bf." She smirks at me agen. Ugh wut a bitth
"U hav a boufrind? But ur so ugky!" I sey, woew, I am gud at comebacks. She is kinda stuned, bit thrn goes
"I sew u havin sex....WIT A TEEANEGE MITENT TURTKE!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1" she skree @ me.
I was so sad :((((((( I cri
"Dotnt b mean!!" I sed "ill tell mi bisss!!!"
Den sudden,y I saww........
MICHEL MI STUPID GAY EX
"MICKLE WTF R DOIN HER" I screshmd angrily1
"I told u b4 kelisey, u left me, aND I HATE U!!!1!!1!!11!1!!" He scremshed in mi face
Evenn tho I hatted him 2, his wordz still leaved me in da shock.
I cri, and britny laffs. "HAHAHAHHAHAHA ur makup in smudged! Wen da manegar comes back and sees u, he wil b dissapointed (AN omg I spelt it rite!) and pick meeeeeeeeeee insted 4 fashun weeke!!!!" And then she dos a cackle and leaves.
HOW COULD SHE B SO MEAAN!!!!! I think. An then I heera voice...
"U no bby..wen i sed i hated u...i only ment ur personalityty...not ur hot sexy bod......" It's michel, and he whispurs his sweat words of seducetioin into mi ear.
I turn around. Bright eyes!!!!!
He leed me into the changing room and...WE HAV SEX!!!!!!!!1!1!1 SEX WIT ME EX!!!!!
Suddddenley I hear another voicee-"beb! Wut r u doin!" It's a blonde drunk gurl with eyshadow and a californa accent..it's..MY BFF FELCIA!!!1!1!1!1!1!
STAY TUNED 4 MORE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!
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FantasyHi! Im Kelsey Abigayl Jones and I Liv in NEW YORK CITY My jealous ex is a teenage turtle called Michel. I hate him I He is a stalker!!!1!1!1! Leo, Don and Raph are all handosme mutent tutlez whoo want to b ninjas!!!!11 They luv me!!! Felica Emily D...
