i wak up da next day in Don's bed. He is slepslep but i am not. I am also nakey-nakes.
I walk around da house, twitchin mi cat ears (my mom wuz a cat ok DEEL WITH IT but she died b4 I was born so I'm super depreesed))
Suddenly I sea a face dat looks like Don's and Michels...BUT IT ISNT!!!1!1!1!1 he wuz wering a RED mask an he wuz a teenage mutentt tirtle!!!!
I was so turned on bi him so I florted
"Hiiiii I'm Kelsy!" I sed "wutz ur naem?"
"Raph" he growld sexily, watchin me thru da window
"Haha...hiiiiii raphy!"
He growld and licked mi ear.
"Dunt call mi raphy"
I laughed and pulled him insde, he dik wuz HUUUUGEEE
We had SEX (c is DAT stoopid?)
Wen I git an orgasm I sed
"Oh-oh-DON!!!" Den he pull out an say "WTF WHO IS DON"
Then don appeared!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!1!1!1
He SMAKED RAPH IN DA FACE A SCREACHED "WHY DA FUK R U FUKIN MY GF"
And den Raph pulled out sum ninja sords- AND THEY FOUNFGT OVER ME!!!1!!11!!
I began to cri bc tehey wur FITING!!!!!1!1!1 I AM SUPER SENSITVE AN KAWAIIII
So I sed "STUP FITINH!!!! GO AWAY RAPH!! I NEVER WANNA C U AGEN!!!"
Raph cri and jumpd out da winoow
Me an Don hug.
"Never c him agen bby" he sed
"I wont. Ur da one dat I want, oo-oo-oo-honeh." I sed
I am in lov with Don. But I also lov.......RAPH!!!1!1!1
Kep reedin! Thungs r aboot 2 get HEATED!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1111
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LOVE IN DA BIG CITY!
FantasyHi! Im Kelsey Abigayl Jones and I Liv in NEW YORK CITY My jealous ex is a teenage turtle called Michel. I hate him I He is a stalker!!!1!1!1! Leo, Don and Raph are all handosme mutent tutlez whoo want to b ninjas!!!!11 They luv me!!! Felica Emily D...
