Autumn & Finn

i. chicken noodle soup

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Bold: Finn

Normal: Autumn

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"I'd like to order a chicken noodle soup."

"Anything else? We've got a variety of different meals here at Honey's Food Delivery. "

"I don't know."

"Um, do I add something to your order or...?"

"I'm thinking."

"We haven't got all day."

"I do."

"I don't."

"Well, I think I caught a cold."

"That's got absolutely nothing to do with anything."

"It proves how much time I-- AAAACHOOOUUUU!"

"Please excuse me while I clean my bleeding ears."

"I'm sick."

"How'd you get sick? I'm guessing you never even leave the house."

"But I have a mom and a dad."

"Again, what's that got to do with anything?"

"They leave the house."

"That is kinda sad. They have more of a social life than you..."

"It's not my fault that no one wants to come over and read with me."

"Reading parties? It actually doesn't sound too bad..."

"Hold up, how do you know that I never leave the house? I don't even know you! And that's what I've been trying to tell my friends all along!"

"You're ordering chicken noodle soup over the phone. Tip number one to being a good delivery guy: know your audience."

"I leave the house...sometimes. I'm just sick and I don't want to move right now. Tip number two to being a good delivery guy: don't insult your audience."

"I can add tissues and a gas mask to your order."

"Why a gas mask?"

"In case you contaminate someone."

"But I don't leave the house."

"There you admitted it."

"You're weird."

"And you never leave the house."

"I literally just came here to order some chicken noodle soup. I didn't think I'd get personally attacked."

"At least I got you to admit you don't leave the house."

"At least I'll be getting a chicken noodle soup."

"And that's all thanks to me."

"Who even are you?"

"Your friendly neighbourhood delivery guy, but I go by the name Finn."

"One chicken noodle soup to go please, Random Stranger."

"You can seriously call me Finn."

"You can call me never again."

"..."

"Hello?"

"Hi..."

"Make sure I get the soup, bye."

*call ended*