What the Fazbear?

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Freddy: BONNIE WHAT THE FAZBEAR

Bonnie: What the Fazbear?

Freddy: YES, WHAT THE FAZBEAR?

Bonnie: I don't even know what that even means

Freddy: WTF

Bonnie: I know what that means

Freddy: IT MEANS WHAT THE FAZBEAR

Bonnie: I thought it meant what the-

Chica: WE DO NOT USE THAT LANGUAGE AT FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA (another reference, lol) *ahem* BONNIE. GO GIVE BONNIE'S KISSES SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE THIS IS A CHILDREN'S RESTAURANT

Bonnie: I didn't say anything

Chica: WELL YOU WERE ABOUT TO

Bonnie: WHO FAZBEAR CARES?

Freddy: It's catching on :3

Bonnie: SHUSH YOU SPEAKER FREDDY

Freddy: SHUSH YOUR FAZBEAR

Bonnie: YOU ARE A FAZBEAR

Chica: He's "a" Fazbear?

Bonnie: Um... YEAH

Chica: Oh, okay then.

Foxy: Ahoy lads!

Chica: Well ahoy to you too?

Foxy: :3 You do know what that means, right Chica?

Chica: IT MEANS WTF; WHAT THE FAZBEAR

Foxy: No, it has literally nothin to do with that, lass. Nothin at all, lass...

Chica: Well cheeseburgers

Freddy: Cheeseburgers?

Chica: YES, FREDDY. IF YOU WANT TO START A NEW TREND, I DO TOO

Bonnie: I don't think it's gonna catch on

Foxy: I'mma stick with "oh my Fazbear"

Freddy: I'M FAZBEAR FAMOUS

Bonnie: Please don't ever repeat that

Bonnie: Ever again

Bonnie: In your whole entire life

Freddy: YOU CAN BE FAZBEAR FAMOUS TOO, BONNIE

Bonnie: But I don't want to be "Fazbear famous"

Freddy: BUT, YOU SHALL

Bonnie: FAZBEAR FAMOUS SOUNDS LIKE SOME STUPID LITTLE KID SHOW

Chica: Bonnie

Bonnie: WHAT THE CHEESEBURGER DO YOU WANT?

Chica: IT'S CATCHING ON /)•3•(\

Bonnie: FOR FAZBEAR SAKES, CHICA

A/N: Well... it's my time... to go back... to school... WISH ME LUCK BECAUSE I HAVE A FEAR OF SCHOOL, BUT I HAVE A GOOD FEELING THAT 2016 IS GONNA BE MY BEST YEAR EVERRRRR

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