A/N: HOWDY
Freddy: This is it you guys
Bonnie: Oh
Bonnie: Oh no
Freddy: I've finally done the impossible
Bonnie: I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm kind of scared
Flash: Do you think we should call the police
Freddy: Y'ALL ARE RUDE
Flash: We're just lookin out for ya man
Freddy: ALL I DID WAS MAKE A SLICE OF PIZZA
Freddy: AND MAYBE BROKE THE OVEN
Freddy: AGAIN
Bonnie: Chica's gonna fight you
Freddy: With what? Her chicken legs???
- Chica has joined the chatroom
Chica: WHAT'D Y'ALL SAY BOUT MY MOMMA
Bonnie: Literally no one said anything about your momma
Chica: BB TOLD ME SOMEONE WAS MAKIN FUN OF ER
Bonnie: Freddy was making fun of your chicken legs
Flash: Freddy run
Freddy: I ain't scared of a rooster
Flash: a roOSTER ALDJSKSK
Chica: FREDDY YOU'RE DONE
Freddy: COME AT ME WOMAN
- Mike has joined the chatroom
Mike: Why did I just see Chica running down the hallway?
Chica: I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU
Mike: oH
- Mike has left the chatroom
Bonnie: If I had a dime for every time Freddy was beat up by a girl
Flash: Man we'd have enough money to move out of this place
Bonnie: Enough money to pay Mike to go home
Flash: Enough money to make a decent slice of pizza
Bonnie: Enough money to get us out of these animatronic suits
Flash: What
Bonnie: What
- Carl has joined the chat
Carl: I HATE MY LIFE
Flash: Aw honey we hate you too
Carl: CHICA JUST THREW ME AT FREDDY
Carl: NOW I SMELL TERRIBLE
Carl: DO YOU ANIMATRONICS EVEN WASH YOURSELVES???
Bonnie: Nah
Flash: I could always just spray you with a hose man
Carl: flaSH HOW DO YOU EVEN WASH YOURSELF?? YOU'RE A HUMAN AREN'T YOU???
Flash: I mean
Flash: Psshh
Carl: ???
Flash: BONNIE GET THE HOSE
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RandomHEADS UP: I started this story when I was young, so there are multiple grammar and spelling mistakes that I am completely aware of but haven't gone back in to fix. Basically all of the chapters, except for the last few, were written when I was young...
