SHOTS FIRED

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A/N: That awkward moment when your brother finds your Wattpad

Chica: IS EVERYONE HERE?

Bonnie: Lol no, Freddy just jumped out the window

Flash: NO HE DIDN'T I GOT HIM

Bonnie: But I just saw him

Flash: CORRECTION: I JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND GRABBED HIS HAND

Freddy: AND PRACTICALLY RIPPED IT OFF -3-

Flash: It's not my fault you're weak

Freddy: EXCUSE ME?

Flash: CLEAN YOUR EARS, FAZFART

Freddy: FAZFART!?

Flash: I GUESS WE ALL KNOW WHY THEY CHOSE YOU TO BE STUFFED IN A STUPID BEAR SUIT

Freddy: STUPID!?

Flash: THE FIRST FREDDY WAS PERFECTLY FINE

Freddy: FIGHT ME

Flash: THEN YOU CAME

Freddy: FIGHT. ME.

Flash: SORRY I DON'T FIGHT NOOBS

Bonnie: Roast session, Flash, you're winning

Freddy: THERE WILL BE NO "ROAST SESSIONS" IN THIS DINER

Flash: SHUT IT, SMOKEY, NO MORE FOREST FIRES FOR YOU

Freddy: THAFUDGE I'M FREDDY

Chica: How will this help any of us in life?

Freddy: WITH

Freddy: ERM

Flash: TEACHING OUR CHILDREN TO NEVER GROW UP LIKE FREDDY

Foxy: Oh

Bonnie: SHOTS FIIIIRRREEEEDDDD

Flash: BONNIE SHUTUP YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE CREATOR TO GIVE YOU EYEBROWS

Bonnie: EVEN MORE SHOTS FIREEDD

Bonnie: Wait

Bonnie: HEY

Chica: Oh dang

Foxy: I have no clue what just happened

Flash: What?

Bonnie: SAY IT AGAIN

Flash: What?

Bonnie: MAKE ANOTHER COMMENT ABOUT ME AND MY INVISIBLE EYEBROWS

Flash: Huh?

Freddy: SHE'S PLAYING DUMB

Flash: Idk BB took my phone, and somehow unlocked it. Remind me to never change my password to "freddyisstupid" ever again

Chica: Never change your password to freddyisstupid ever again

Freddy: HEY

Flash: Yeah Idk, that little runt took it, then ran off into the land of Fazfarts

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