kiwi | kim taehyung

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KOOKACHU:

KOOKACHU:
yo are you up?

YOU:
well now i am asshole

KOOOKACHU:
alright lit

KOOKACHU:
so you know how the pizza place is 24hrs right

YOU:
yes i am aware

KOOKACHU:
queso i ordered some breadsticks and pizza bc yanno i hunger

KOOKACHU:
and also a liter of coca cola

KOOKACHU:
and i'm sending it to your house

YOU:
o sips waddup!!

YOU:
wait why are you doing this

YOU:
it's 12 am

KOOKACHU:
i know

YOU:
would young metro trust whatever you're doing right now

KOOKACHU:
probably

KOOKACHU:
but my parents wouldn't

KOOKACHU:
if the pizza guy rings the doorbell and wakes them up and they find out that i'm being jungkook again they'll kill me

YOU:
so you sent it to my house so mommy could whoop my ass instead

KOOKACHU:
precisely

YOU:
ofc

KOOKACHU:
it would be easier for me to sneak out and pick it up at your place anyway since my room is right on the roof so i wouldn't have to walk down my creaky ass stairs and because my parents would see the pizza guy on the front entrance's security cam

KOOKACHU:
but tbh your mom is a cool person tho, i see her around school sometimes rate: 9/10

KOOKACHU:
you'll get off the hook for it

YOU:
yeah i will

YOU:
after she beats MY ASS

KOOKACHU:
what ass

YOU:
you fucking idiot

KOOKACHU:
hey now, let's not forget which one of us is actually passing physics

YOU: