September 20th, 2015

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Sunday

Evan: I'm baacckk!!!!!!! Sorry I didn't come back on Friday like I thought. I had to stay longer cause there was a mess up in the paper work and they had to figure it all out and when I finally did come back my grandma picked me up so I had to stay at her house and by the way I think that is one of my favorite spams you've done so far

Me: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU LIL FUCK

Me: I was gunna spam alot more but I didn't wanna go too overboard 😂😂

Evan: I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MORE YOU SEXY FUCK

Me: nah dude I thought you were ignoring me, I was all sad 😂

Evan: Haha you should've spammed a lot more and come on baby I wouldn't ignore you 😂😂

Me: hmm you never know

Evan: Well I do know what, I wouldn't ignore you 😂

Me: AHAHAH IM SCARRED FOR LIFE MY MOM WAS CALLING FOR TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM APPARENTLY BUT I DIDNT HEAR SO SHE CAME TO THE OTHER ONE WHICH WAS CONNECTED TO THE ROOM I WAS IN AND I SAW ALL HER ASS AND VAGINA OMF

Evan: ewwwww I would die if I saw my mom like that 😂😂😂

Me: would you die if you saw me like that wink

Evan: Oh no I wouldn't but I could pretend like I did so you'll get on top of me to try and save me 😉

Me: once I go see if you okay, I see your dick all out n ready for me to sit on 😂😂

Me: im on my period and i feel like shit i want food

Evan: Haha you already know baby and i'll make you some food

Me: holy fuck you can cook?

Evan: Haha yeah I can cook I never told you that?

Me: Noooo evan NOOO

Me: what else haven't you told me

Me: lets take turns cmon kid

Evan: Yeah tell me stuff about youuuu

Me: I look like a mosquito. My glasses have shade, when the optometrist asked if I wanted it I thought i would look badass buT NOW EVERYTIME IM OUTSIDE IT GETS ALL DARK N SHIT AND I WANNA KMS

Me: Ooo i think I got catfished once bc the guy was shady and I had only seen two pics of him and they looked fake WHAT IF HE WAS LIKE 30 then randomly one day he "gave" my kik to his neighbor and when he hit me up he was so ODD. Honestly i bet it was him bc they were interconnected in someway. Like when I didn't reply to him, the friend would msg me

Me: ahaha the irony bc you're like 30 n idc

Evan: I'm sure you look beautiful 😂😂

Evan: And do you think i'm catfishing you ? 😂😂😂

Me: kinda idk you should prob send me another shirtless pic on kik so I can be sure

Evan: Haha oh yeah you think so ? Maybe I will. Maybe I won't 😘😘

Me: YOuuuu fucking will. Maybe i'll send something back

Evan: Damn how do you know my weak spot already

Me: aw thanks you're fucking hot

Evan: 😘

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