June 25th, 2017

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Sunday

Me: I often tell myself ill start working out daily. But the first day always ends up being my last day

Evan: You don't even need to worry about working out that's how fire your body is straight up

Me: Buuuuttt what if i want a pack like yours?

Evan: That's not for girls homie

Me: U just scared mine will be better

Evan: Blah bleh blah noo

Me: Yes

Me: How old are you now? I lost track

Evan: I'm 19 now

Evan: Yep still an old man

Me: Damn fuckn shit im a little 16 yr old. Its illegal for us to have sex lets do it

Me: You know I like em old

Me: Kiddin you're my only exception

Evan: Fuck it let's still do it, I'm over here waiting for you

Evan: Shit I better be

Me: Is 16 too fetus 4U

Evan: Yeah but you're my only exception

Evan: You know I still remember the first thing I said to you

Me: It was a cheesy line. No props given

Evan: But it worked, did it not?

Me: it worked cause u coot

Evan: Shit it worked cause I got game girl

Me: HahahaHA game? Ok

Evan: Yeah what else could it be

Me: Uhh I can't think of anything great about you besides the fact that u a coot boy

Evan: Damn that's cold. Just a coot boy

Me: A coot boy with a pack c: wassssuuuuuppppp

Evan: You know what I pack?

Me: You pack golden luscious hard rock abs uuuuufffffff

Evan: And what happens when I get fat haha

Me: durdurdur i'll drop you duh

Me: I'm kiddinggg cutie i no care. 1. That might never happen 2. You'll still be coot. I'll kiss ur fat

Evan: Nahhh I'm sure you'd just drop me and it's definitely happening one day. These abs are made from eating junk food

Me: You implying that u would drop me if i got fat? cx

Evan: Nah I wouldn't drop you id just lay with your fat self all day

Me: das coot

Me: How's you missing your mom momma's boy?

Evan: I still don't know why you call me a mommas boy😂

Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE 😂 it was so cute. You always did errands and stuff with her lolol

Evan: And yeah cause she didn't wanna go alone haha

Me: Shush shush nothing will change my mind about it mommas boy

Evan: I hate you

Me: No you don't bc ima be rich in the near future. Make it rain on you

Evan: You gonna be my sugar mama or what

Me: Hmmm lets not call it that but yes i intend to

Evan: Haha alright we won't call it that

Me: I always thought u would be my sugar daddy old man

Evan: When I get rich I'll be your sugar daddy

Me: How about now?

Evan: I can if you'd get over here already

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