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Dedicated to Holly because she's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! XD

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Where am I? Was the first question that popped into my head. I slowly sat up. How did I get here, in my bed. I racked my mind for information but it came up blank. Huh. That's odd. Meh. I tried to climb out of bed but I felt a little woozy, so I laid back down. It wasn't long before darkness consumed me.

I woke up soon after. I raised my hands to rub the sleep away from my eyes, only to discover that there was none there. It was at that exact moment that I became fully aware of my surroundings.

WHAT THE FLIP!? I screamed in my mind. I was in Narnia- literally. I could tell it was Narnia because Aslan was singing the Harry Potter theme tune and I saw the lamppost with the exact same detail as the one in Narnia, proclaiming it Narnia. White capped trees surrounded me with snow fluttering off of their branches. My shallow breathing sounded as if it could be heard from miles away. I did a full three-sixty. The sky was a light blue and the trees were pink. What useful information.

I randomly blinked and somehow ended up in front of Edward. THE Edward Cullen. Niiiiiice. He turned around and looked up to the sky. I followed his gaze. We stood there like that for five minutes; until I began to feel peeved.

"What is up with all you famous people, spontaneously looking up to the sky? It is just a freakin' sky with clouds! It is pointless and boring! Gosh; anyone would think that you weren't human, standing dead still for five minutes straight, unblinking- don't think that I didn't notice the fact that you haven't been breathing for the last two minutes. You have some explaining to do mister." I finished.

All of a sudden, a pale face peeked through the bushes. By then Edward had turned his back to us (me and the pale face), making him face the sun.

Doctor Who appeared from the tardis- no comment- looking around. "Wrong dimension, sorry" he said with a sheepish smile, and with that he faded away.

Bella (the pale face) had moved away from the bushes and was now standing between me and Edward.

"You ratchet ass ***!" she exclaimed. What the-

"Leave Edquawrn alone. He belongs to me! He was waiting here for me because he wanted to show me what he looks like in the sun! I'm late because I had to get a new weave! The lady wanted to make it longer but I was like "Hun you be tripayne. Ain't nobody got time fo dat." and she was like "You ratchet gurl!" then we high-fived. Anyway stay away from Edquawrn!"

So his name was Edquawrn instead of Edward. Okayyy then. Is Bella's name actually Bella, or is it some other name?

"Okay it's time" Edquawrn said as he turned around. As he turned around, sections of his skin were exposed to the sun. The two of us (Bella(?) and I) moved closer. The sections of exposed skin had turned scale like and shiny. Something fishy was going on.

"So now you know my secret Bellquisha." Edquawrn said, looking sad. So that was her name. Her forehead was as shiny as her weave, her forehead shone like Rihanna's. She sweated like she had never sweated before.

"Wha- what are you?" Bellquisha stammered out.

"I am-"

Suddenly, Jacob (is that his name?) Jumped out of nowhere looking as ravashing as usual. He randomly started grunting and fell to the floor twitching and writhing. His feet grew talons and his mouth turned yellow and beak like. There was then a poof of feathers, and he was a human sized Chicken.

"Flying Fish" he squawked. What the actual flip.

"Jaquawn Black" exclaimed Edward. He then turned into a human sized Fish with wings.

Edquawrn and Jaquawn suddenly flew at each other- literally- and started fighting. Bellquisha began running around in circles combing her weave singing the 'Ratchet Girl Anthem'.

I felt left out so I screeched "For the land of Ooo and did the ninja move Finn and Jake taught me, even though I've never met them, whilst singing 'I'm sexy and I know it'. I somehow managed to shape shift into a Unicorn. Meh. I carried on singing and doing my awesome moves.

I could hear laughter. Strange, I didn't see anyone laughing.

All of a sudden I woke up to see three people doubled over with laughter, perched on the end of my bed.

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A/N Yooooo peeps what it do? Like the chappie? Itsa bit cray but eh, what can I do or say except for the fact that ANOTHER chappie is on da way :-D!

I am such an amazing poet and don't I know it ;-).

Until next time.

UNICORNZZZ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♡