Beware those squirrels... they're evil. And so are the mice. Both have much better evl laughter than I xD
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(Don’t) Cross the Field
SKS gather, at one end of the field,
their nuts have been stolen.
Nothing can make them yield,
at least not until their precious
supply has been recovered once more.
RFM at the other end, tails used like swords.
Their eyes green and glowing, tempers
growing, they’re ready to settle a score.
Little do they know, a ways away
farmers gather, ready to rid themselves of pests.
SKS, waving their fluffy tails around
Like battle flags. They bring a
banner, painted red. Their name and
motto show against the colors:
Serial Killer Squirrels - Nuts For All.
RFM advance, marching in sync. Nutshells on
their heads, to protect their brains.
“Radioactive Field Mice (not rabid feral moose)
advance on, to battle with the squirrels.”
In the center they meet, but before they compete
both sides freeze, a smell in the air
all creatures with hair know well
to fear. Humans scented, RFM and SMS
begin to fidget and panic. Jumpy
SMS, nervous RFM, come to a decision.
Once enemies, now united. To stand against the
humans, Serial Killer Squirrels and
Radioactive Field Mice stand together, to fight
their way free. Mice go for the feet,
squirrels for nuts, faces, and hands, a final stand.
Humans beaten down, a victory bell sounds,
squirrels and mice applaud. Their
mutual enemy gone, tired, they see no reason
to go on fighting each other again.
They gather together and cheer, a time
to celebrate is here. SKS and RFM are now close
friends. Don’t cross them in their field,
or you may never see daylight again. Killer
squirrels, radioactive mice, not ones
you want to annoy. Beware. Killing is their joy.
