Vent Session 36😂😂😂

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Question: What's dumbest thing you got in trouble for?

Staying up late😑

I think I got sleeping problems 

Like it's easy for me to stay asleep but I got problems falling asleep

How the hell does that work??🤔🤔

Plus this one time it was midnight and Jana was knocking on the door, I was the only one up so I opened it

She was like 

"You gotta help me, Imma get my ass beat"

I thought she killed somebody the way she was talking😂😂😂

"Wassup, what happened?"

I had to help her get rid of two big ass hickies😭😭😭

My nigga Andre is a vampire. Case closed.

I don't mess that, Imma throw holy water on him😂😂

I didn't know how to do that, so I looked it up on google

Google talking about put ice on the area😂

My dumbass forgot that my mom is a nurse and they changed her schedule for her to get up at 1 in the morning

I think my light was on, I don't got no regular lamp I got the one that change colors😏😏

My mom walked in saying 

"What the hell you still doing up and why the hell you walking up and down my stairs to the kitchen?"

I lied and said "Nothing"

I'm a DUMBASS for that🙄🙄🙄

Yoooo, she scared the hell out of me man

My soul left my body😱😱

After a while, my lamp changes back to a normal light and she saw Jana's neck

Awwww shiiiiittt🙃🙃

"This y'all do, y'all lie together right?"

Long story short, we both got beat with a shoe and fell asleep🙃🙃

Y'all probably like

"Damn😂😂😂"

Or "Why she got beat if she's not yo mama's child?"

I don't know if this is a Caribbean or black thing but, my mom and Jana's mom both got the permission to beat who ever.

They was like

"If she act up, you could beat her that's yo child too."

Ever since middle school dawg😒😒😒

All I did was stick up for my homie😂😂😂

Hennyways,

Hey y'all 

What it do?

Well, I watched Love & Hip-hop Atlanta reunion part 2

Joseline really quit😱😱😱

That shít was crazy, I guess everybody was on that on sight means on sight shít👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

Now I'm bored because all the shows ended and the Netflix series  going ghost on me😭😭😭

 I've been crying to Take Care for the past hour😂

Drake had to put me in my feelings😒😒

Why I'm in my feeling in the first place?🤔

Nobody did nothing to me😂

My brother is a hater bro, this nigga walked in my room talking about 

"You act like somebody died, get out yo feelings. Dad come get yo daughter"

Hater😒😒😒

SO CRY IF YOU NEED TO BUT I CAN'T STAY TO WATCH YOU, IT'S THE WRONG THING TO DO😭😭😭

I think my ass is Beyoncé and can sing😑

Who's girls is this?🤔🤔🤔

Somebody come get her😂

Imma go before I start missing my ex from Pre-K🤣

Remember...

*Stay Wavy Baby*


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