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sammyneedsawash: hi i'm sammy and i lost my shoe at this baseball game
7 644 likes
232 comments

emmarosekenney: how did u lose your shoe

username: i have your shoe

sammyneedsawash: i threw it

jennyisugly: so you threw your shoe and expected to get it back please explain

username: something doesn't add up

username: i don't follow

ekat19: you cute you cute but i'm concerned

username: this is my ship i am here for this

sammyneedsawash: i threw it at a person who kept standing up bc they were blocking my view,, and he picked it up and said "for that i'm keeping this"

username: this would only happen to you

sammyneedsawash: ikr😓😓 username

ekat19: this is completely your fault

ekat19: you did not lose your shoe you gave it away

jennyisugly: he's gotcha there dude ekat19

emmarosekenney: don't worry i'll but you a new one

username: goals

sammyneedsawash: stop ganging up on me i feel attacked😰😰 ekat19 jennyisugly

jeremeyallenwhitefinally: i don't understand you

MESSAGES
[sofa munchers]

emma baby
guys i have a new concept hear me out

sammy
yes please share

mami jenny
better not be how to get into a movie theatre for free bc i'm not aboutta get kicked out again

emma baby
shut up
but anyway,,
what if

sammy
can u say it already ur pissing me off

emma baby
uh
i forgot oops

mami jenny
emma what the frick

sammy
you're annoying i hate you
but i have something to say

mami jenny
ooh spill the pee
tea**

emma baby
my body is ready

sammy
CALL ME A THIEF
THERES BEEN A ROBBERY

emma baby
I LEFT WITH HER HEART
TORE IT APART
MADE NO APOLOGIES

mami jenny
ugh daddy ansel fuck me up👅😤😤

sammy
i need you guys to find a way for him to meet me and serenade me

emma baby
i know someone else who wants to serenade you ;)

mami jenny
;)))))$$

sammy
lol wut
am i missing something
if someone wants to serenade me please feel free to tell me

emma baby
wouldn't you like to know

mami jenny
hehe

sammy
y'all are annoying just tell me

emma baby
tell u what

mami jenny
emma what is hammy talking about??

emma baby
idk i think she's crazy

sammy
FUCKING TELL ME
AND DONT CALL ME HAMMY YOU WHORES

mami jenny
i'm not so sure i like this tone guess you'll never find out
hammy

sammy
plz tell me
i'll let u call me hammy

mami jenny
tempting but

emma baby
but
no

sammy
UGH

mami jenny
sorry hammy



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