thief♛ethan cutkosky [completed]

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INSTAGRAM

ekat19: i told sammy to be ready at 12:00. it is now 1:19 and this is how i find her sammyneedsawash

188 747 likes
4 563 comments

username: favorite couple

sammyneedsawash: we aren't dating^

username: i wish u were

username: i like cheese

username: and this is cheesy

jennyisugly: 👀👀

emmarosekenney: 👀👀

username: what is going on

sammyneedsawash: ^^

emmyrossum: my children

sammyneedsawash: MOMMY emmyrossum

username: otp!!

jeremyallenwhitefinally: wait so are they dating or not

username: yes

sammyneedsawash: NO

ekat19: NO

MESSAGES
[sofa munchers]

mami jenny
so sammy the hammy should date ethan the ugly

sammy
no ur the ugly

emma baby
see she's defending him!!!!

sammy
her ig is literally jennyisugly

mami jenny
that doesn't mean anything

emma baby
^^

sammy
i don't want to date him

mami jenny
then why does he have a key to our home

emma baby
^

sammy
because he is one of my best friends!!!
yours too

emma baby
she's in denial

mami jenny
how do we fix this

emma baby
i'm not sure but we can do it

sammy
you know i'm still here right

mami jenny
shut up hammy

emma baby
not everything is about you🙄

sammy
wtf!!
literally talking me!!
but
can we talk about warmth by bastille

mami jenny
AND GLORY AND LETHARGY
ooh i think i just got the chills thinking about them

emma baby
JENNY SHE IS TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU

mami jenny
ah! i'm sorry
let's get down to business

sammy
to defeat
the huns

mami jenny
did they send me daughters when i asked for sons

emma baby
i give up

INSTAGRAM

sammyneedsawash: pretty boy bought me lunch today and i'm very thankful ekat19

6 442 likes
563 comments

ekat19: don't call me pretty boy

ekat19: i'm a man😤

username: as he's so cute

jennyisugly: and they say they don't like each other what bs

sammyneedsawash: we do not appreciate swearing on this page!

username: shut up you bitch

sammyneedsawash: oh.. dang

username: sammy is a dog

username: what the hell lmao^

username: because ethan is a kat so sammy is a dog

ekat19: bruh wtf^

jeremyallenwhitefinally: dog and kat back at it

sammyneedsawash: back at what bc nothing ever happened

username: i'm so confused

emmarosekenney: hehe jeremyallenwhitefinally

jennyisugly: stupid kids

username: and what is going on

username: omg ethan is so hot😍😍

username: bite me w those teeth daddy

ekat19: that's my cue to leave

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