5sos bible

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calum as a husband, realistically

- would forget your wedding date every other year

- wouldn’t want kids as long as he’s still touring

- would be a goofy lil fucker, always trying to bring out your beautiful smile

- would help you do house work bc equality

- would do his best to treat you like a queen

- would not always succeed tho bc he’s only human and even the happiest married couples argue sometimes

- would kill the spiders

- would treat your dog like your first born child

- would get some kind of tattoo for you probably

- would take you on the most amazing honeymoon to somewhere exoctic and remote

- would be the most amazing gentleman around your parents

- but would be the cheekiest lil fucker when it was just the two of you

- would be generally super playful and cute tbh

- would love it when you watched football with him

- would love it even more if you also brought him beer and food while watching football

- would always hold your hand in public (bc hopefully fans are grown enough to not send hate when he’s ready to get married)

- would probably forget birthdays a lot

- would be grumpy sometimes bc anyone can have a bad day

- would try not to take it out on you tho (not always succesfully)

- would be generally sweet

- would still make you cry sometimes tho but never on purpose

- would lend you his shirts sometimes bc he liked the way you looked in them

- would generally enjoy getting to cherish you almost every day

- sex would be good but you wouldn’t always finish

- but he’d get so eager to get you pregnant when you finally decided to have a baby

- idk man i feel like he’d try to learn a lot about marriage from his parents and like he’d look to his dad for guidance on how to be a good husband bc he’d wanna be the best for you but even the best can fail sometimes and that’s okay

- overall he’d be a sweet, caring, adorable husband tbh

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uGH WIFE ME TF UP CALUM