5sos bible

40

in the delivery room

you- *screaming at the top of your lungs and pushing the baby out*

doctor- “wow dad, you’re doing extremely well under all this stress!”

ashton- “I’ve had much more stressful shifts when I used to work at KFC, you know one time I actually burnt myself-”

you- *screams in agonizing pain*

ashton- “shhh honey, I’m telling the story about when I used to work at KFC.”