5sos bible

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Me while listening to Good Girls;

*grabs hairbrush*

DU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDU

*flirts with the fridge*

She’s a good girl, she’s daddy’s favorite. He’s saved for Harvard

*lowers voice*

He know she’ll make it.

*plays air guitar*

She’s good at school, she’s never truant. She can speek french

*bursts open the door*

I THINK SHE’S FLUENT

*slides on the knees*

Cause every night she studies hard in her room.

*whispers seductively*

At least that’s what her parents assume.

*grabs megaphone*

BUT SHE SNEAKS OUT THE WINDOW TO MEET WITH HER BOYFRIEND

*jumps out of the window*

HERE’S WHAT SHE TOLD ME THE TIME THAT I CAUGHT THEM

*flies to infinity*”