CHAPTER 1: A SECRET CRUSH

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It is 2016. Everything is Dank and MLG. Iraqi children are still being bombed by the Goverment. Trumpster just became president, I voted for him because dat boi is very sexy and I love his saggy booty.

I told my Mommy I love Donald Trump. She said that she liked Mickey Mouse better. I said I loved Trumpster. She said I was trash so I belong in one. Then I remember that Mommy is deaf.

There is a pickle up my ass.

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