Sorting hat
Ah difficult. Very difficult. I see you have courage and a thirst to prove yourself. You don't have a bad mind either. But where to put you in?
Harry
Not Slytherin.
Sorting hat
Not Slytherin eh? You see, Slytherin can guide you to the path of fame... you can still change your mind about it.
Harry
No anything but Slytherin.
Sorting hat
Better be...
Harry
Please not Slytherin.
Sorting hat
HUFFLEPUFF!
Ron
...
Hermione
...
Albus Dumbledore
...
Hagrid
...
Mrs. Norris
Meow meow meow?
Fandom
...
Harry
Wait! You can't do that! The author put me in Gryffindor.
J.K.Rowling
I am awfully sorry Harry. But this is not my book. It's Patricia's.
Me (Patricia)
Hah. Hell yeah Rowly!
J.K.Rowling
*sighs*
J.K.Rowling has left the chat.
Harry
Well u obviously won't just sit and watch my amazing journey 2 b a epic fail?
Patricia
OH HERMIONE!
Harry
Wat?
Patricia
'You' already know 'what'.
Harry
OH no. No. Plz no.
Harry
I mean Please. 4give Me!
Hermione
HARRY JAMES POTTER!
Harry
SHIT!
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Vs. Cell Phones
FanfictionEver imagined how does it look like when the Harry Potter characters text each other? Well, here is a smol lil sample lovelies... I don't own any of the characters except Patricia The plot of most of the chapters are mine and I do accept special req...
