Snape
Headmaster, I really need you to look into this matter.
Dumbledore
What is it Severus?
Snape
The students have been calling me by mean names.
McGonagall
Oh my... that's terrible.
Dumbledore
Ah! But what's new in it Severus?
Snape
Headmaster?
McGonagall
Albus?
Dumbledore
*controls laughter* my apologies... yes what do they call you Severus?
Snape
They called me 'Ugly Nose', 'Greasy Fur' and 'Oily Face'.
McGonagall
MY MY! That's terrible Professor!
Dumbledore
I'm really... really disappointed in the students...
Snape
Yes Headmaster. Their serious lack of judgement can get them into trouble.
Dumbledore
NO NO! It's not That!
Snape
Headmaster?
Dumbledore
I am really disappointed that the students didn't name you 'Emotionaless Git' yet.
Snape has left the chat to re-grow his emotions.
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