Ron
Hello?! Is anybody online????
Hermione
DON'T YOU DARE RON!
Ron
BLOODY HELL OK!
IS ANYONE ONLINE?
Hagrid
Hhgesllo thgeree jhikds!
Harry
Um, what?
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Hagrid
Adsreew "'tyeshj gfjuys pgrfee thgdis evdbejndn?*$(
Ron
Aren't you gonna correct his grammar now Hermione? 😑
Hermione
I can only correct people when I understand what is their mistake RONALD.
Ron
Suureee...
Hermione
RONALD!
Hagrid
"'#yejwh gteo difnet li jdheke hsudbad andje wideje!#@+@!
Ron
Bloody hell!
Harry has joined the chat.
Harry
Guys I have found someone who can translate Hagrid's texts.
Ron
😲
Hermione
Who is the person?
Hagrid
Whidjsk idheis thehe peeodkownm?,";*
Queenie Goldstein
Hello honeys!
Harry
Guys meet Queenie! She is an awesome legilimens!
Ron
Bloody hell! You are QUEENIE GOLDSTEIN!
Queenie Goldstein
Yes honey! 😘
Ron
*drools* 🤤
Hermione
RON!
Queenie Goldstein
*sends a flying kiss* 😘
Harry
Umm, Queenie, could you please help us in translating Hagrid's texts?
Hagrid
Hyre okkllfw3ee heu3ild mesh!@÷÷@!
Queenie Goldstein
Oh sure honey! I can do anything you say 😙
Harry
Alright please translate!
Ron
*says seductively* yeahh please.
Hermione
*glares at Ron*
Queenie Goldstein
😇
He said "Hey there guys, are you guys free in the evening?"
Ron
OH YES! I AM FREE IN THE EVENING QUEENIE!
Hermione
SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT! HAGRID DID!
Queenie Goldstein
You two fight like husband and wife!
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Ron has left the chat.
Harry
Oops you shouldn't have said that Queenie.
Queenie Goldstein
Oh I didn't say that. Hagrid did.
Hagrid
Jajarryd msjjy bagheuby isdjk shusoo smoalsl todk undjrdtandkd!××
Harry
What did he say this time?
Queenie Goldstein
Harry, my baby you are too small to understand!!!
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Harry Potter Vs. Cell Phones
FanfictionEver imagined how does it look like when the Harry Potter characters text each other? Well, here is a smol lil sample lovelies... I don't own any of the characters except Patricia The plot of most of the chapters are mine and I do accept special req...
