Im Sorry What?

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Author : Everyone, places!
Jeff you need to stand over there, Alester didn't i tell you in the last chapter to get dressed?

Alester : uh.. No?

Author : *sigh* get dressed before jeff gets a boner

Alester: awww, fine

(y/n) : *mumbles*

Author : (y/n), i swear, if you mumble one more thing i will make you sleep next to zalgo!

(y/n) : oh shit, sorry!

Author : good, now, places!!

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No ones POV

Alester: "what did you just say?"

Jeff:"slenderman wants to get the poison from your mom to kill(y/n)"

Alester: "why?"

Jeff: "they think he betrayed us to work for Zalgo"

Alester: *stares into distance* this doesn't make any sense, my brother may be a turd, but working for Zalgo, i say ha to that"

*jeff tries to see what Alester is looking at and thinks 'total deadpool ripoff, he even breaks the fourth wall like him' *

(have any of you seen deadpool 2 yet? Its fucking awesome!)

Alester: "so"

Alester said and jeff snaps out of the trans he was in

Alester: "im assuming you're here to get the poison first?"

Jeff: "im hoping to"

Alester: "you know, i never thought that a crazy serial killer would ever fall in love, none the less with my baby bro"

Jeff: "you know i never thought that an asshole like you would help me"

Alester: " you know i could just not help you"

Jeff : "you know you would never let anyone harm your brother"

Author: "you know, if this keeps up im gonna fire all of you!"

Jeff: "ive got a knife and a blood lust"

Alester: " and i can kill you this second"

Author: " and i can press a button and erase both of you! Now stop with the 'you know' and continue this damn story!"

Anyway

Aletser:"fine, you win, i wont let anyone harm my brother, now come on, lets get to my mom"

*Alester opens a portal*

*jeff stands in front of the portal with Alester behind him*

Alester: "now go save that turd of a brother i have"

Jeff: "please let go of my butt.."

before jeff walks through, (y/n) opens the door to the cabbin they were currently in

Your POV

You were still walking through the woods, the demons havent made another sound after you killed one for complaining

As you were walking you felt a strong energy, close to where you were standing and you new that was what you were looking for, you started to walk towards the energy and saw a cabbin

You walked toward the cabbin and saw that the door was open you saw a light blue and white liggt flicker inside and completely opend the door to see two very familiar people standing in front of a portal

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