Chapter Twenty Seven

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the golden girls

Hannon Johnson 🪴Hugo Johnson 💪Jackson Johnson 🎨Max Johnson 🎸Oscar Johnson 🛹Emery Summers‼️

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Hannon Johnson 🪴
Hugo Johnson 💪
Jackson Johnson 🎨
Max Johnson 🎸
Oscar Johnson 🛹
Emery Summers‼️

Oscar Johnson 🛹
who ate my leftovers

Oscar Johnson 🛹
own up rn

Jackson Johnson 🎨
nope, was it the burger?

Oscar Johnson 🛹
yes

Oscar Johnson 🛹
i know it wasn't hugo or hannon so
we're down to only two suspects

Oscar Johnson 🛹
max. emery.

Emery Summers‼️
i haven't left my room in two
days

Emery Summers‼️
and max is being awfully quiet

Jackson Johnson 🎨
it is 4am. maybe he's normal and
he's asleep

Jackson Johnson 🎨
HA sorry couldn't take myself
seriously. he's probably running
away

Oscar Johnson 🛹
ALSO thought i'd let y'all know that
my boyfriend is coming to sleepover
today :))

Oscar Johnson 🛹
so can you all either leave the penthouse
or not come over??? thanks love you
all so much, thank you for respecting
my privacy

Emery Summers‼️
why'd you want privacy?

Emery Summers‼️
do we need to give you the birds
and the bees talk??

Emery Summers‼️
are you aware of the ways you
should be preventing STDS?

Max Johnson 🎸
EW please stop

Max Johnson 🎸
the burger didn't have your name
on

Oscar Johnson 🛹
IT WAS MINE AND YOU KNEW IT

Max Johnson 🎸
dw i'm visiting my pretty princess
today so you can kill me 3 days from
now when i come back

Jackson Johnson 🎨
🤨

Jackson Johnson 🎨
since when are you pulling bitches?

Emery Summers‼️
don't call girls bitches

Emery Summers‼️
asshole

Jackson Johnson 🎨
dickhead

Max Johnson 🎸
i've been pulling girls since coming out
of the womb

Oscar Johnson 🛹
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

Jackson Johnson 🎨
that played when you were cut open
from mom and pulled out

Oscar Johnson 🛹
okay no need to get specific

Oscar Johnson 🛹
you're not welcome to come
over today.

Jackson Johnson 🎨
WHAT

Jackson Johnson 🎨
i want to meet your boyfriend

Oscar Johnson 🛹
that sucks

Emery Summers‼️
title of your sextape

Jackson Johnson 🎨
try harder

Max Johnson 🎸
that's what bree said

Hannon Johnson 🪴
go to sleep.

Emery Summers‼️
yessir

Jackson Johnson 🎨
i'm being bullied make them stop

Hannon Johnson 🪴
hmmm let me think

Hannon Johnson 🪴
no. now either go to sleep or
get dressed and help me with
opening my restaurant

Emery Summers‼️
suddenly i'm fast asleep

Jackson Johnson 🎨
snoring rn

Oscar Johnson 🛹
having dreams too

Hannon Johnson 🪴
max?

Max Johnson 🎸
fuck

Max Johnson 🎸
i'll cancel on my angel 🙄

Jackson Johnson 🎨
she'd have to be real for you to do
that

Hannon Johnson 🪴
oh look there's another little helper
to come today

Jackson Johnson 🎨
fuck

Oscar Johnson 🛹
be good little helper elves 🤍

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