Kapua sits with his sisters in a beautiful forest shrouded with trees. He's reading a book, his fingers trailing over the words while Kalili stomps on it. "Stop it!" He whines. "I'm reading. Mama says reading makes us smart."
"No one cares about stupid books, lizard brain," Leimomi remarks. "It's all about beauty. You know, because we're royalty."
"You're all wrong!" A Pikachu leaps from the bushes, a small Pichu at his side. A red cape spreads out behind him. "It's about beauty!" He tosses his invisible blonde hair. "How you can make a room turn their heads!"
Leimomi's muzzle wrinkles. "I said that."
"My book is so popular." He pushes her face away with a chubby paw. "I have three. But some stupid human deleted one of them."
"What are the other two?" Kapua questions.
"This one and Larry's Spotlight." The siblings exchange confused glances. "Kapua, you must remember me? From the alternate timeline?"
"...Prince?"
"No!" Larry frowns. "I am nothing like that hideous dragon!"
"A lot of Pokémon think Prince is attractive," Leimomi says. "He has blue eyes, too. Like you. And you do sound like him."
"Yeah!" Kapua hits him over the head with a book. "You're annoying! Just like him!" Leimomi rolls on the ground in laughter, dirtying her pristine white fur.
"I am a king! The Pikachu announces rubbing his head. The Pichu rolls her eyes at his melodramatics. "Show me some respect!"
"So was Prince." Kapua hands the book to Kalili who promptly begins chewing in it. "Can I call you Prince the Second?"Leimomi snickers.
"What are you doing?" Larry screams at the sound of Isabelle's voice. "I thought I got away from you."
"No, never, dear Isabelle!" Larry blows her a kiss. Her eyes burn with annoyance. Larry's flirty attitude reverts back. He points an accusing finger in Pua's direction. "This child assaulted me!" Kapua crosses his arms.
Isa stifles a chuckle. "Good. Probably deserved it.""Nice to see you're still horrible!" Larry slams his foot down and turns away with a pout. "After all I did with you! That Decidueye, me, that was me! That Luxray, also me!"
"Uh huh. Listen, you're not in this book."
Larry's eyes widen. "I demand to be inserted into this story! King Larry, Chapter twenty-two! Make it happen, Isabelle!""I thought I was a pheasant."
"Years have passed." Larry presses a paw to his chest. "I've changed. But is Nightshade still gay because I'd love to talk to her."
"Stranger!" Kapua screams. "I'm being kidnapped!" He nudges Leimomi and she too begins screaming with him.
"Stop," Isabelle covers their mouths with a flipper. "Why are you here, Larry? Miracle's gone. Chase is gone. They're all gone."
"This book has hit 1k reads." Pichu gives him a thumbs up. "My other, other book." He claps his hands and Pichu scampers over to him with a paper. "I have some people I'd like to thank. Larry. Now." He tosses the paper. "Put. Me. In. The. Book!"
"Shut up!" Isabelle groans. "You're worse than Kapua!"
"Hey!" Leimomi snickers again. "I'm not bad!"
"You're like, a murderer now." Larry smiles. "You've got daddy issues!" Larry bursts into laughter. "That's gold! There should totally be a book about you where you're evil. I'll write it."
"Sounds boring," Pua says. Pichu waves the paper in his face and he takes it. "These don't say Larry on them. It says: From Miracle, to all my wonderful friends." Kapua giggles. "That's gay!""Just read it."
Kapua clears his throat:
radd-ish my dad!! Dad! You're my main supporter, you're always there to help me with ideas and characters. You're here for Every. Single. Chapter! Givin me your love and support! I love every comment you post, every weird connection you make. You keep me going! MARIL IS THE MVP GIVE HER SOME LOVE!
HeroGreninja11 I know you haven't had much time to catch up (and I update way too fast lol) but I just want to thank you for sticking with me for all this time. And being the one to remind me to murder Prince. Don't worry. The time will come. Oh, it will come. And it will be glorious. We still rivals? Even though you beat me, lmao.
Snowpixx I know you're not on much, and I don't know if you even still read this, but i still think you deserve a mention. For being supportive and a good friend in general. Though we don't talk much, the conversations we have are always enjoyable.
@JustaSyd Wattpad's being mean and wont let me tag you:( you're a nerd. Thanks nerd.
"And that's everyone. For a king you don't have a lot of supporters. Like my dad." Kapua crumbles the paper up. He freezes when someone calls his name.
"You got us in trouble!" Leimomi whines.
"We'll just go hide." Kapua says with a shrug. "She's terrible at hide-and-seek..."
"Because Kalili gives us away!" Kapua ignores Leimomi's cries and grabs her paw, dragging her through the underbrush, Kalili following after them like a puppy."You too, Larry." Isa looks in the direction of where he came. "Bye."
"No!" Pichu sighs. "Chapter twenty-two, King Larry! If you don't make it happen, I will kill you! I will be contacting my lawyers! Everything you have ever loved wi-" His voice fades as Pichu pushes him away.
And Isabelle is left wondering why she is still being tortured by her terrible trainer.
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If you get this IYS reference, you're awesome. And you've been here for too long lmao.
Also, evil Pua AU?? I... Kinda like that. It's like Mapleshade. Or that whole evil Spottedleaf AU. Legit if you have any ideas, I might consider making it a thing (Prince dies in it, first chapter, step up. And... You might be able to put your characters in it. Might.)
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