(Forewarning: This is a SATIRE. If you are confused about exactly what that is, please look it up before continuing.)
Hello Wattpadians!
This is KC Blares, author of the 6 million reader-hit, I don't Mate with Jerks. Odds are, if you're here, you've read it. Perhaps, you've even read the sequel or another story/series of mine.
Good, I'm glad you've made your way here because this story pertains to you and the rest of mankind.
This is a list, rather a story, of grievences. If you don't know what that is, then you are too young to be here and I suggest that you leave now before I begin.
Here, I will be writing about every little thing that gets on a author's patience, particularly those on Wattpad. Each chapter will be about a different annoyance, a different type of internet troll, and different views from that of a reader. I will be teaching you definitions because I have noticed many of you lovely people don't know SHIT!
Throughout this story, I will be gathering information from other Wattpad hits/authors to prove that I am not the only one who feels these problems. These are not only personal experiences, but observations that really bring out the homicidal side of me.
WARNING: there will be swearing, people-shaming, shit-throwing, rage-fests that you may not want to be apart of. I am not writing this to argue: I'm writing this because throughout my time on Wattpad, I have come across and argued with an array of people who don't seem to understand: the author, the author's position, criticism, bullying, and MATURITY.
You have been warned. If you read further, prepare yourself for my exercise of public speech because I will be taking advantage of that right, despite how it makes you feel.
Lesson 1: It's MY account. I control what happens in MY stories. I am the author, NOT you. Nothing you say or do will change how I choose to write MY story.
You've been warned.
YOU ARE READING
Killing KC Blares
RandomWhat can kill KC Blares? Not a knife nor a bullet. She's got enough poison in her to wipe out an entire species so toxins are out of the question. The answer, my dear reader, is you! *** Wattpad Authors, this is the story for you! Here, you will l...
