Poland: Blowing on a dandelion is you basically helping a weed ejaculate.
Russia: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
Germany: I mean it's kinda not, seeds arnt analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed baby's from a t-shirt canon.
Philippines: All hail the baby canon!
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