Country humans incorrect quotes

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Russia, very, very drunk: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Germany, flustered: umm... neat!!
[later]
Germany: I can't believe I said "neat", dad. "Neat"! Nobody says neat anymore, it's the goddamn 21st century. It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser.
America: Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Did I ever tell you what happened when the Russian Empire confessed to me?
Germany: you thanked him?
America, staring off into the distance: I thanked him.