Country humans incorrect quotes

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Sorry I didn't post in the last three(?) days I got busy, and I might not update as often. (Sorry)

Headcanon: For half of the year (6 months) country's live and work at the UN building in New York, they all hate it.

An Average Day at Work

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Italy: I'm gonna pasta away soon.
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China, monotone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Germany: Goddamn- fucking-uggh! [sound of a book hitting the floor] Stupid fucking book!
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Russia: I've been sober for 2 hours and I already want to die.
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Britain: *having a mental breakdown while drinking tea*
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Japan after using Red Bull instead of water to make coffee: I can smell colors now..
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America: Where is all the goddamn toilet paper!
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Liberia: Im just gonna lay down in the dirt until I get reclaimed by Mother Earth herself.
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Bahamas: How has your day been?
Haiti: Great, I'm killing myself tomorrow.
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Philippines: I haven't been outside in three weeks.
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North Korea: Someone in this room is gonna die.
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Human UN worker: Sir, you need to go to sleep.
UN: What's sleep lmao.
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Sudan: I'm gonna punt you, bitch.
South Sudan: Id like to see you try.
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Poland: Love is for p u s s y s.
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Austria: All of you need therapy, Jesus Christ!
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NATO calling UN on his phone: ...Hey UN?
UN on the other end: Yes?
NATO: Why is there a ostrich in the food court?
UN: Oh, it's prob- WAIT WHAT!
UN: GOD DAMN IT, KENYA! AGAIN? REALLY?!
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Antarctica, staring at an empty Coca Cola can on the floor: Same
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Mexico, distraught: MICHAEL JACKSON WOULDN'T TREAT ME THIS WAY!
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[3am]
????: W h e r e s t h e s h r e d d e d c h e e s e
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Bangladesh: Today I killed a ghost.
India: ...Uh, would you like to elaborate???
Bangladesh: *stares blankly at India*
Bangladesh: No.
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Sweden: W H A T!? You've never played Tuber Simula-
Denmark, slamming his fists on the table: SHUT UP
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Venezuela: *glares intensely at nothing*
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