Soojin: Shuhua have you seen my kitchen knives?
Shuhua: Uh I gave them to Soyeon I thought she gave them back
Soojin: Oh okay I'll go ask her
Soojin: Hey, Soyeon do you have my kitchen knives still?
Soyeon: Oh yeah there over there
Soojin: Why are they all red?
Soyeon: Oh shit really! I thought I cleaned them, guess it stains. I'm really sorry Soojin unnie.
Soojin: Yeah no it's okay I can probably get the stain out sooner or later. But what exactly did you do with these in order for them to be stained this badly?
Soyeon: Oh just a little chopping.
Soojin: Uh okay. I'm gonna go make breakfast now.
Shuhua: UNNIE!!!!! Have you seen Yuqi?
Soojin: Um no. Now can you leave you're in the way
Shuhua: Why are your knives all red!?
Soojin: Don't know Soyeon did something with them yesterday.
Shuhua: HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD!!
Soojin: What is wrong with you!
Shuhua: SOYEON UNNIE KILLED YUQI!!!
Soojin: Shuhua. Soyeon wouldn't kill Yuqi.
Shuhua: (￣ー￣)
Soojin: Okay maybe she would think about killing Yuqi, but she wouldn't actually kill her.
Shuhua: (◎_◎;)
Soojin: Okay okay yeah Soyeon killed Yuqi!
Minnie: Soyeon killed Yuqi!!
Miyeon: Soyeon killed Yuqi!!!
Soyeon: I killed Yuqi!?
Yuqi: SOYEON KILLED ME!
Shuhua: Aw shit you're still alive. FALSE ALARM!
Yuqi: Wow don't pretend like you care so much.
Shuhua: Oh no I don't care at all
Yuqi: I was being sarcastic
Shuhua: I wasn't. I kinda hoped Soyoen unnie did kill you. ¯\(◉‿◉)/¯
Yuqi: I hate you.
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HumorDumb scenarios that my two brain cells come up with about g idle that sometimes just make sense
