Me: Why hello Ninjago fangirls and fanboys-
Nya: I WANT COFFEE!
Depressed Jay: Well you can't have coffee!
Happy Jay: she can have a little sip-
Depressed Jay: No! Coffee is evil and it will KILL!
Kai: Will you two shut up!
Lloyd: Who in their right mind would say coffee is evil?!?
Cole: You put too much creamer in your coffee to even call it coffee!
Me: Will you-
Nya: Can't I at least have a decaf-
Depressed Jay: No! For the last time it will kill your soul and the child and make him become crazy!
Happy Jay: One sip can't hurt-
Zane: Please make this stop.
Me: I'm trying to do that! SHUT UP!
Nya: *Cries* b-but coffee-
Lloyd: I'll buy you more ice cream, would that make you happy?
Nya: *Nods*
Me: Can I continue my intro?
Kai: I don't know CAN you?
Cole: You have no idea how annoying I find that phrase to be.
Me: Well it's my show so I CAN! This is another crazy and long episode filled with pain and misery. I'm your host GraMaye and this is Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2!!!!
Zane: Well done.
Me: Thank you, Zane.
Nya: Is a dare for me to have this baby and not be pregnant anymore?
Me: Nope, a couple more chapters for that. I'm waiting for the Jay's dare to be done. I'm not that mean, the last time was hard enough and I didn't even host!
Kai: *Blushes* Sky's a natural-
Cole: Kailor <3
Kai: Coliel <3
Zane: Pixane <3
Lloyd: Llorumi-
Nya: I disagree.
Me: The first request is from Jayssister and they have a for all of you!
Kai: NO-
Zane: They're Jay's sister so that means they'll be nice to all of us right?
Me: Sure. If that makes you feel better, then go ahead. The first dare from them is for Kai-
Kai: Why do I have to go first?
Me: Because the viewers likes to see you in pain the longest-
Kai: tHaT's NoT nIcE!!!
Lloyd: But it's funny!
Me: They dare you to eat hot sauce-
Kai: Phew that's really easy! I'm the Master of Fire nothing is too hot for me-
Me: It's Mad Dog 357.
Kai: I'm not scared of that-
Zane: It's the hottest hot sauce in the market.
Kai: No it's not what are the numbers?
Zane: 9 million Scoville units.
Kai: *Pales* ujhhhhh am I allowed to have some milk?
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Ninjago TRUTH OR DARE 2
HumorComing back at it for a reunion show, it's GraMaye hitting back up with your favorite, lovable, ninjas!!! Dare even more crazier, truths even more deep and the guest are more exciting than ever!!! Join Lloyd, Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, and Nya as they re...
