a/n sorry for like inconsistent updates literally school is gonna make me cry
i really feel like this is the year✨❤️🌼that i'm gonna jump✨🧚♀️🌈————————
dundundun shi-ra-tori-zawa🙀🙄🌈future ace
uSHIJIMA SENPAI I
CHALLENGE YOU TO
AN ACE OFF
COME TO THE GYM NOWchicken tender
CHILD-
EVERYONE TO THE GYM
Y/N I'LL STEAL SEMISEMI'S
CAR AND PICK YOU UPms gurl queen💅🙄🤬
TENDOU-
DONT TAKE SOMEONES CAR-
ARE YOU DUMB-chicken tender
no❤️
i'm smart asf😼😼
class 1
bAbEy😾😾sEmIsEmI
dUMBASS YOUR NOT
TAKING MY CAR-
ISTG TENDOU I WILL
LITERALLY MURDER YOU
IF YOU TAKE MY CAR DAMMIT
GOSHIKI CHILD WHY DO YOU
WANNA BATTLE USHIJIMA-gAwKgAwK3000🤪
GET THE POPCORN-
IM ON MY WAYsLeEpYboY
wow something interesting
happening for once
i'm in✨immaculate bowlcut✨
dumb brat we all know your
gonna loose
i'll go, only to see you loosemother😜
goshiki. you will not be
"ace-ing off" with
ushijima.supreme leader👺🤖😳
very well. we will have an
"ace to ace" duel.
i will reign supreme.sEmIsEmI
TENDOU DAMMIT I
GOT A NOTIF THAT MY CAR
DOOR OPENED
ISTG-
TENDOU YOU CAN'T TAKE
MY FUCKING CARms gurl queen💅🙄🤬
tendou-
please no❤️chicken tender
WHATS🤭THAT🤯GOTTA🤠BLAST🚀
i'll pick you up at the 7/11 near karasuno😼sEmIsEmI
tENDOU GOD DAMMIT-
IF YOU BREAK MY DAMN CAR
ILL BREAK YOUgAwKgAwK3000
tendou i'll give you $100
if you crash the carchicken tender
bet😹😹
i'd do it for free but go off😌😌sEmIsEmI
tENDOU-✨immaculate bowlcut✨
hurry up they're stretchingma gurl queen💅🙄🤬
✨w h y✨
do i hear nicki minaj
in the distance and a
speeding car?sEmIsEmI
TENDOU-———————
somewhere in a 7/11 parking lot
true to her word. there was a speeding car that looked like it was about to hit a small child, blasting nicki minaj chun li coming towards the 7/11 at top speed.
said car then swerved ✨asf✨ avoiding the small child. she then started to hear a really loud laugh she automatically recognized that voice and saw the one and only
✨🌈🧚♀️tendou satori🧚♀️🌈✨she immediately took out her vlog camera that she carries and started recording. this is absolute ✨gold✨
"get in loser. we're going to shiratorizawa😼" screamed tendou. he do be sounding like an insane asylum escapee doe😳
'this dumb whore.' y/n thought internally. but she didn't hesitate to jump through the open window into the back of a car and climb through the seats to the front.
they then started speeding off at top miles. doing very illegal activities like speeding doesn't come without a cost, they were getting 🚨PULLED TF OVER🚨
"oh shit" muttered y/n "TENDOU STEP ON THE MF GAS" y/n screamed
when i say the car zoomed that car MF ZOOMED-
SHIT WAS AT 120 MPH NO STOPPING-TENDOU SWERVED THE MF CAR AND ALMOST HIT AT LEAST FOUR SMALL CHILDREN AND EVENTUALLY DROVE OFF INTO THE SUNSET. they eventually got into the gates of ✨shiratorizawa academy✨
————————
dundundun shi-at-tori-zawa🙀🙄🌈sEmIsEmI
TENDOU WHY IS THERE
A CAR ON THE NEWS
THAT LOOKS LIKE MINEms gurl queen💅🙄🤬
there's only one thing
to do
two words
fOr yOu
✨vlog content✨✨immaculate bowlcut✨
will we be on the vlog to?
not that i care or anything-ms gurl queen💅🙄🤬
yeah❤️supreme leader👺🤖😳
hurry up.
we'll begin the duel soon.———————
a/n
hey how y'all doing
*laughs nervously*
SORRY FOR LIKE NOT UPDATING SCHOOL IS A REAL PAIN-
neways enjoy whatever this is
i'll def write about the ✨ace off✨
and
what will happen to tendou and y/n?
at the hands of semisemi anything's possible😼😼
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weirdo alert // a haikyuu chatfic
FanfictionCOMPLETED a tiktok famous dumb gurl🙀🙀🤪🤪aka you and an entire volleyball league (no idea) what could possibly go wrong?? I PROMISE WE'RE GETTING TO THE CHATFIC PART JUST TRUST THE PROCESS there will be swearing and probably some small mistakes he...